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shiny sousaphone

An improved rusty trombone. It is a maneuver similar to a 69, but instead one participant performs a rusty trombone while receiving oral gratification. The name is derived from how one partner is "wrapped" around the other being played like a sousaphone. Preferably one of the performers is standing.
Steve slipped a disk the other day when he received a shiny sousaphone from Shannon the other night.
by napoleon bonerhard November 9, 2012
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SouljaPhone

Aye look at that nigga from Canarsie!

The one with MetroPCS?!

Yeah. I heard he got that SouljaPhone too.
by bungus348 September 29, 2020
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Sousaphone

N. A curvy penis, particular when the curvature is extreme and puts the tip of the penis in an unusual location.

Etymology - Describes a penis so curvy and knarly that it could wrap around one's body like a sousaphone.
"Hey, I need some condoms"

"Okay, what kind?"

"Uh... Model W31RD1C7"

"Damn awkward condom shoppers... HAHAHAHA YOU HAVE A SOUSAPHONE! Well if you were trying to get in my pants your shit out of luck buddy, I only fuck men who curve less than 30 degrees"
by qaerqg February 19, 2011
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Rusty sousaphone

A Rusty Sousaphone is a Rusty Tuba performed on a man who is incredibly well endowed.
My boyfriend is hung like John Holmes and I gave him a Rusty Sousaphone last night.
by CGHDun December 1, 2021
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