sorbs

"Sorbs" – interjection

Definition: A colloquial, humorous term combining "sorry" and "absorb," used in situations where an apology is socially required but not genuinely felt. This word is typically employed to express a superficial or obligatory apology, often with an undercurrent of sarcasm or insincerity. It is used among friends or in informal settings where the speaker is compelled to acknowledge a minor mistake or social faux pas, but does not truly believe an apology is warranted.
Text Message to Boss:
"Sorbs, can't come in today, really sick. Will email my work. Thanks."
by derechtejürgen December 06, 2023
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SorB

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Sorb

A completely bogus, made up word meant to confuse your friends by making them think either you're insane for using this fake word, or they're insane for not knowing what it means
"You're sorb"

"What?"

"You are sorb."

"What does that mean."

"What do you mean what does that mean? You know what it means!"

"I'm serious, I don't!"

"You can stop pretending now, dude."

"I'm not pretending! I seriously don't know what it means! All that shows up on Google is something involving plants!"
by Paxington October 12, 2022
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Sorbs

Those rancid lumps of cheese powder you get in dollar-store mac and cheese. Named for actor Kevin Sorbo, who is also rancid and cheesy.
Ugh. No matter how much I stir this cheap mac and cheese, these sorbs won't dissolve.
by EverybodyPanic October 13, 2022
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sorbe

My sorbe is on fire
by GoodGuyJinx August 16, 2015
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