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Toomed her stoops for the gaudy sodgers

A hard dicking while having Culloden's third movement, Finale playing.
Ezekiel: I heard Micheal toomed her stoops for the gaudy sodgers last Friday.

Amos: How do you know?
Ezekiel: I could hear Culloden's III movement coming from upstairs, and it felt like a mini earthquake in my apartment.

Amos: Oh yeah... then she definitely got her stoops toomed.
by MulattoTech April 20, 2017
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seggers

Noun. one who has small toes, that appear as if a segment has been taken from them.
"woah look at her feet, that chick is a seggers"
by mr bruce August 31, 2006
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Saggers

Undeniably enormous natural breasts that completely cover a woman's chest and almost rest on her legs when she sits down. They have a foot of cleavage or more with or without a bra and jiggle at the slightest provocation. Are ideal for burying one's entire head between for motorboating during intercourse.

Many people find tits of this magnitude excessive, cartoonish and off-putting, perhaps even disgusting, but there is a growing fetish market for women with mammaries of G cup size and above.

Softcore and hardcore porn depicting these women exist with special attention often being given to those who are capable of lactation, which opens up all sorts of sex play not capable in regular pornography.

Popular porn actresses who have saggers include Miosotis, Milena Velba, Cheron, Samantha 38G, Merilyn Sakova and Sapphire.
Jimmy was hypnotised by the sight of a woman whose massive mammaries were bursting out of her low cut top. Able to maintain his cool, he got her number and eventually got his chance to suck on her lactating saggers whilst having sex, fulfilling a lifelong dream.
by zekepl January 11, 2010
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Scoggers ear

First used by youths on the streets of sheffield UK. Used to describe when someone has an ear or ears protruding through ones hair. E.g Frequently worn by the Kings of Leon frontman Caleb Followill.
Look, that long hair has scoggers ear!
by Doggtanian January 1, 2008
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SoggerMop

SoggerMop is a small dog that makes grunting noises
Bob “Hey! Look at my dog! He’s making weird grunts.”
Billy “He’s a SoggerMop!”
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Swoggers

A fucking combo between swag and poggers.

I can't make words lol
Ej: Omg dude that's so swoggers.
Jeff: I know! The most swoggers thing ever.
by AcherianLIVE August 18, 2021
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saggers

Breasts that are quite large, yet hang about the elbows or waste. These usually develop as a symptom of age, as most saggers were once firm and supple. Braziers are often utilized to curb the effect of gravity on saggers, but most women in the saggers-age range, no longer care about the appearance or desirability of their breasts. Also note: certain demographics (often those with excessive exposure to sunlight), have a higher susceptibility of developing saggers.
While your mother's breasts are quite large, they do appear to be of the type that will become saggers in only a couple of years.
by Party Crashers September 17, 2010
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