Scandinavian Snot Rocket

Similar to a Scandinavian Sandstorm where you take a high powered fan and face it to a girl. Jizz at the fan and it will blow back and hit her in the face. However, it is done using the Dyson Air Multiplier and consequently shoots in more of a wad shape.

She requested the Scandinavian sandstorm, but unfortunately the Dyson was the only fan in the house. Five minutes later the Scandinavian Snot Rocket was dripping down her forehead.

by dansome August 18, 2013

Chocolate snot rocket

Blowing a snot rocket into someone’s butthole.

While eating here out from behind he blew a chocolate snot rocket into her booty hole.

by jc1718 December 26, 2020

snot rocket

What my boyfriend did on a date.

(I plug his nose just to annoy him)
(He holds his breath and pushes with his nose)
(I let go - stupidly - only to get snot ALL OVER ME in a RESTAURANT)

Disgusting.

by Yuh huh... that's right May 1, 2005

soviet snot rocket

When one plugs a nostril and blows bloody boogger out the other.

1st guy: Way to block that shot with your face.
2nd guy: Yeah and here's my memento
1st guy: Ewww Soviet Snot rocket

by Mike Sward June 21, 2006

snot rocket

When a projectile booger comes shooting out of a person's nostril.

Chloe snot rocketed all over my arm.

by Taylor+Chloe January 30, 2007

Snot Rocket Cum Sock

where you make an artificial pussy out of a sock and then proceed to shoot a snot rocket into it as a lubricant and then proceed to ejaculate into it.

hey have you tried the snot rocket cum sock it feels so good?

by allahs persnal fiddler May 26, 2020

snot rocket

A particle of nasal excrement launched at such high speed as to achieve escape velocity. It may be launched by way of a sneeze, or the "cover one nostril and blow" method.

I still have flashbacks to the time in 7th grade when I was almost decapitated by my friend Carlos' snot rocket.

by ICSHialeah August 15, 2009