Snooker with a rope

When the male sex organ resembles a piece of rope immediately before or during Love making instead of being hard like a snooker que.

Everything was going fine john, we had a few drinks than a bit of a kiss and a cuddle but when it came down to the business it was like playing snooker with a rope.

by T.McCormnick October 8, 2007

Shockeroo

A sarcastic reply used when someone states the obvious during a conversation.

Person 1: Is Bob still coming to play football tonight?

Person 2 : no he's let us down for his girlfriend...
Person 1: shockeroo!!!

by Kes Ashley June 11, 2016

Welsh Snooker

noun, verb. A counterpart to a Chinese snooker whereby the cue's space is blocked by walls, furniture or members of the public getting in the way and generally being inconsiderate arses. Either a noun; "I'm in a Welsh snooker" or verb; "to welsh snooker".

"I don't like playing in this pub, we keep getting Welsh snookered by that fat guy sitting two inches from the table"

by fattyarbuckle July 5, 2008

poo snooker

That game for two players in which the difficult brown is the preferred shot.

"I'm just popping home with Quentin for a frame of poo snooker."

by Kate Shortforbob May 11, 2007

snooker

A British leisure game similar to billiards (invented before billiards) where you try to hit each colored ball into one of the six pockets.

Snooker is a pretty fun game to play.

by JOHNSON October 17, 2003

snoozeboozing

the habit of hitting the snooze button in the morning, then drinking a bottle of rum, waking up to the snooze signal of your alarm clock, repeating the procedure. act of desperation.

Me: I was snoozeboozing right now..
Bas: How do you ever get by??

by MM0086 October 5, 2006

snookered

to be exhausted, or in a bad situation. snookered is a broadly used term which has a variety of meanings. A common definition of snookered, is to be fucked . Snookered is usually used in the phrase "fucking snookered". This basically means "absolutely fucked.

Nick: Shit man, you look tired.
Jackson: Yeah man, we pulled an all nighter. I'm fucking snookered.

by CaptainAwesome69 July 22, 2011