snowblind

1. Being in denial of cocaine's effects
2. The ecstacy of a cocaine high
3. Temporary loss of vision due to usage of cocaine

Brodie is too snowblind to see that he has a problem with cocaine.

by Techman September 5, 2005

Siberian Snowblind

A dude masturbates into a container. The container with the cum is then mixed with vodka (tasting optional). The cum-vodka is then tossed into the dude's eyes.

Recommended as a birth control option.

As the meaning of "Siberian Snowblind" dawned on him, Alvie felt relieved that he kept his glasses on. Never again would he agree to sex moves he'd hadn't heard of.

by Deus Sex Machina PH March 12, 2015

Shoblin Goblin

Shoblin Goblins are mythical creatures that prey on the cereal supply in people's houses. It is well known that their favorite meal is corn flakes. Although typically nocturnal, Shoblin Goblins have been known to occasionally camp outside Walmart Supercenters waiting for people to exit with corn flakes in their shopping carts. Their primary form of attack is breaking into homes and rolling up to the foot of a person's bed, before screaming "Gimmie all your corn flakes bitch" and flailing around. If a person makes eye contact with a Shoblin Goblin at night, they enter a form of sleep paralysis and proceed to shit and piss themselves at the same time. To make the situation worse, they have to powerlessly watch as the Shoblin Goblin tears apart their pantries in search of corn flakes. Shoblin Goblins are short in stature, and relatively passive unless corn flakes are involved. Their voices are said to sound like Golem from lord of the rings but more congested. In the event that you are faced with a Shoblin Goblin, it is important to remember to call your resident Shleeble warrior to come kill it.

Did you hear what happened to Demetrius the other day?! He got jumped by a Shoblin Goblin and might not ever eat a box of cornflakes again!

by Cheeble November 21, 2020

Snowblind

Snowblind is when a person of color (any color) will mostly or only date white people.

That guy is snowblind because he only dates white gals.

by JR & Snowflake February 29, 2008

Snowblind

The temporary or impaired loss of sight from looking at something extremely bright or brilliant or reflective of a bright light. Eg: white beach sand, snow, or a smooth water surface.

"I cant see the trail marker inside the treeline, im snow blind from not wearing my tinted ski goggles."

"Oh wow, that woman is so beautiful I am snowblind from seeing her!"

by sudonim. September 5, 2019

snobbing

the act of being stuck up

She ws snobbing as she walked through the streets of people of a lower social rank than her.

by kevin hall August 28, 2007

snobbling

A condition of being weepy that is somewhere between a little sniffly and sobbing.

I know it's cheesy, but I always end up snobbling at the end of Titanic.

by Lorelie Brown December 9, 2008