snomo

A homosexual with a large quantity of jizz covering their face

Look at the load on that snomo's face!

by facial bukake December 16, 2013

snomophobic

The description of one who fears homosexual snow; Often used to describe snow that is not adequate for athletic and/or religious activities.

-"Man, we should board today!"
-"Naaaaa, I'm as snomophobic as hell"
-"What the fuck are you talking about? That snow is straight bro."
-"Yeah, it is. Its like fuckin' icy and there are dirt patches everywhere, man. I'm scared."
-"Fuck. You're right."

by abq127 January 26, 2011

Snomo

An albino gay man.

You ever seen one of them Snomos? All white and angry about republicans.

by Anoxictoxxic July 7, 2022

There's no protocol for monkeys

When a problem is being discussed, but due to a lack of correct terminology no solution is reached.

"A child has fallen from a monkey at school, what do you do?"
"....There's no protocol for Monkeys"
"You mean monkey bars?"

by VintageCola May 11, 2018

Your money's no good here!

This phrase is not a way of indicating that the listener has the wrong currency for use in payment. It can be used in at least two ways. First, with a negative intent, as a way of refusing service, preemptively, to a person who wishes to buy something. This usage is intended to get rid of or threaten the listener. Conversely, the second usage is a bit of Mafia bravado as a way of paying the bill at a restaurant, or some other establishment as a way of impressing the listener or putting the listener in the speaker's debt. In this case, the exchange is stereotypically gendered where the speaker is male and the listener is female.

Dawn, I'm talkin' t'you. Your money's no good here!

by tvod December 27, 2016