Shirvell

The thin, narrow tip of the insertion end of an anal douche.

Sometimes, it can be more comfortable for the patient if the shirvell is lubricated prior to insertion of the anal douche.

by infidel248 September 30, 2010

snarvel

To consume at high speed, generally in large quantities.

"Snarvel" is most often applied to junk food or other highly desirable eatables-- Rarely, if ever, are brussels sprouts snarvled.

I can't believe you managed to snarvel that entire cake so fast.

by harpsdesire July 30, 2008

snivel gear

Clothing and/or accessories generally associated with cold weather wear. Usually a derrogatory term given when wear of such clothing is unwarranted.

"It's only 50 degrees out here, why the hell do you have your snivel gear on?"

by schultzie July 9, 2005

Sniveling Anus Syndrome

A very uncommon syndrome acquired from constant and rigorous wiping of the asshole. Most common symptoms include (but are not limited to): bleeding from the anus, discomfort when sitting down, a little voice coming from your rear end telling you to eat more Chipotle, and uncontrollable desire to dress and act like Joseph Gordon-Levitt did in 500 Days of Summer.

Me: I just can't stop bleeding from my asshole doc.

Doc: Have you been watching 500 Days of Summer?

Me:...What if I have?

Doc: I'm afraid that you have Sniveling Anus Syndrome.

by neutrogina October 9, 2016

Sniveller

Sniveller is term used for some who has rat like qualities. One who is a sniveller will usually have annoying qualities. Such qualities include a lisp , and thinking that you know a lot about a topic which you don't The sniveller usually walks around places with his neck and face toward the ground. A sniveller will most likely be an unpopular person at school or someone with a reputation which is not so great. Snivellers sometimes eat their sandwhiches with their front teeth as well , as getting mad and obnoxious over jokes. The sniveller will try and shove off the jokester and yell at them. Snivellers are nosy and bug people. They usally are techie or game people with an attitude which is horrible. They do not have downs syndrome but tend to act like they do at times.

Julian: Man that David kid is such a sniveller.
Callum: I know he's so annoying , and bothers the shit out of people. Why can't he just leave the computer room.

by Heartmanofwestdale2sorry October 15, 2009

snivel gear

U.S. Army slang for gloves, scarf, things to keep you warm, e.g.

"Shut up and quit complaining about forgetting your snivel gear."

by Prospero1 September 17, 2007

Snivellus

A very deadly disease, which causes the hair of the person infected to be greasy all the time. The infected person never washes their hair, and develops a hatred for shampoo.

'Hey, I noticed that guy has pretty greasy hair. It looks like he hasn't washed them in ages.'
'He must have caught the snivellus.'

by wash your hair kids! May 25, 2021