Snargle

Very bad slurring of words, sometimes even creating new words that make perfect sense to you but not to anyone else. This phenomenon is cause by drinking vast quantities of alcohol. Rum produces the best snarggling

"Did I call you and snargle last night?"
"Yeah, you were really drunk, I had no idea what you were saying"

"Wow Becky, you were wasted last night, you were snarggling really badly"
"oh god, not again"

by Snarggler January 19, 2009

Snargle

To lessen the visual impact of a horror movie by filtering it through one's fingers.

While watching Paranormal Activity, I snargled so that I would be protected from the movie's evil!

by MST3K=<3 January 20, 2010

Snargle

(v.) The act of waking a person, or animal, into unfavorable conditions.

(adv.) Woken in a unwelcoming manner.

"Oh hey, Dan really snargled me this morning."

"Dude, you snargled the hell out of me!"

"I got toally snargled."

"I snargled the horses."

by Gary McGuys October 28, 2009

snargled

very confused after something crazy just happened

After Jeff saw the panda suddenly explode, he was very snargled.

by purpleponie February 28, 2011

Snargles

A term used to describe when someone steals something in a sneaky way, however one proclaims the word, "SNARGLES!" when they take said item. The word "snargles" must be proclaimed loudly.

"Hey who's $20 is that?"
"I don't know... but SNARGLES"

by Chairman_Hartmann November 2, 2008

Snargle-fart

A snargle-fart is the unique art of going to the bathroom to take a shit and while shitting, the shitter vomits simultaneously. This creates an epidemic of major proportions of bio-waste release.

An extra option is that the original shitter has the option of giving head directly after snargle-farting without properly cleansing themselves beforehand.

Person 1: Dude, wtf were you doing? You were in there for like 30 minutes!

Person 2: Man, I had to snargle-fart.

Person 3: Nice!

by mazx222 May 15, 2010

Snargle Flargle

Pouring soup into urine mixed with sperm then drinking it while watching 2 kids 1 sandbox and repeating what you see but much faster

me and my friend did a snargle flargle

by xXAND3RS0NXx October 20, 2010