snargle

To take two or more penises in the same orifice simultaneously.

We fought over her until we found out that she was down to snargle us.

by Dr.Monkeyfingers November 30, 2009

snargle

The act of making gargling noises while snuggling with your significant other. The person being snargled often acts negatively. It has been notorious for breakups.

Anarag: "Hey man, what happened to you and Alex Dufour?

Lucca: "Dude... she fucking snargled me!!"

Anarag: "Wow.. Sorry bro. That's repulsive! When will Duwhore ever learn?"

by evil lil bitch January 17, 2011

snargle

a snargle is a spacetime anomaly, maaaaaaaaaan

everybody's not sure what causes it, but it's good at creating loopty-loops

when I lend a helping hand to two murderous hobos to get another hobo to keep going into the snargle to create a never-ending time trap so I can get this hobo, not ordinarily murderous, to murder a stingy waiter with a bar of mouthwash and if he doesn't do it I just coax the hobo into the loopty-loop another time

that's what a snargle is all about, maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaann

by Herman Peters November 5, 2008

snargle

Dropping a bomb with a short delay fuze from an aircraft at low-level with the intent of destroying a pursuing aircraft by the blast.
Originates from the name of the pioneer of this tactic in the Battle of Britain combat flight sim IL-2 Cliffs of Dover, ATAG_Snarglepuss, who used the 1-second fuze on the 250- and 500-lb bombs of the Bristol Blenheim to destroy aircraft behind him at low-level. Now a common tactic of virtual Blenheim pilots and a term that has even entered the vernacular of other combat flight simulators.

Oh man, I fell for that Blenheim looking like an easy kill and got snargled, no Iron Cross for me.

by villik83 November 26, 2018

snargle

to crush or destroy a large amount of beans with little effort

"have you seen Jim lately, he's been snarglin' up the wazoo".

"when someone commits to snargle, many people may feel disgust, while I feel lust".

by snarglesir September 9, 2022

snargle

A really aggressive cuddling, replete with snarls and tight snuggles. Not for the faint of heart.

Kevin: "We once snargled so hard that she broke my collar bone."
Jose: "Love wins."
Kevin: "What?"

by xXxXxSnargleMaster69xXxXx April 23, 2023

Snargle

A combination sniff/gargle, like when you try to clear your nasal passages, but instead of blowing your nose you suck the mucus into the back of your throat with a loud rumbling sound.

I'm at the thick mucus stage of my cold, and my nose is so worn out from all the blowing that all I can do is snargle.

by dementoricecream May 23, 2023