Actually, this is a real word!
Smote is the past tense of thew word Smite.
Trogdor is going to smite the Kerrek!
Yay! Trogdor smote the Kerrek!
by Fuzzy Animator March 21, 2003
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In mario kart 64, the act of running over a bomb when equipped with a star while playing battle mode with three or more players. The bomb then disappears and the screen stands still, leaving that player in horrible shame and barring them from further play. While the screen stands still, the smoter has the opportunity to perform the "star dance."
Jafari: Aw, I'm a bomb. I'm gonna get you.
Dave: (gets star and runs over Jafari) In your face!
Eric and Louis: Damn, you got smoted, Jafari!!!
(Jafari sets down his controller and hangs his head in shame.)
by smotejafari August 18, 2008
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what God does when you judge people.

future tense of smote
i'll ask God to forgive you instead of smoting you.
by zak attack pack November 5, 2010
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to cause pain or destruction. Or used as a generic thret, usuly meaning pain will be involed
Im gonna smote you.
or
I smote that good
by Kaligrh August 7, 2003
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And Trogdor smote the Kerrek and all was laid to burnination.
by magoo March 19, 2003
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extremley cool
that is so smote!
by lor September 21, 2003
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