smeerlap

Dutch for pervert or a dirty bastard , a word directed to a man depending on the situation , but if a guy wolf whistled or slapped a ladies ass , this is the word you would likley be heard said

Fuck off you pervert “ rotop smeerlap“

by carlos292 November 28, 2012

Smeerlapperij

Lit. Dirtbaggery in Dutch. A bloody mess caused on purpose. Also figure of speech, to express great irritation and you're not done speaking your mind about the subject.

"Ga die smeerlapperij godverdomme even lekker thuis doen, ja !? " riep de security tegen het stuiterende wc-hokje .
" Go do your goddamn filthy fuck-business somewhere else OK!?" The bouncer yelled at the bouncing festival toilet.

Wacht maar tot de pers lucht krijgt van die smeerlapperij!
Just wait until the media starts to show interest in that smut business!

by den haag October 7, 2015

Bob Seger Island

Theoretical island where all crappy musicians and all traces of their music go to never be heard from again. Because of the craptastic nature of the music, it is never missed.

Bryan Adams sucks. He belongs on Bob Seger Island.

by 6doublefive321 February 4, 2009

smeerdo

A person who is both smelly and weird; a smelly weirdo.

Best utilized when people watching and an individual with excessively foul body odour passes by and then begins observing you.

"That smeerdo's watching us!"

by Harp/Aman March 17, 2008

Smugery

Noun- The crime of smugness.
Verb- The act of being overly smug

For being a smug cunt he was sentanced to seven years of hard labour for the crime of Smugery

by gibbspikepeutch March 12, 2009

smegrock

A dense buildup of smegma on your dick that crystalizes

Girl: pull out your dick
Boy: hold on i have to go chisel the smegrock off

by The smegman June 5, 2016

smeer the queer

A game played by young school children, wherin they throw a football to one another and attempt to tackle the person holding the ball.

Ralph: Hey Timmy, wanna play smeer the queer?
Timmy: No way, that game's for fags.

by natalienose March 30, 2010