smashmouth

authentic, raw, real, hardcore, manly; as opposed to wussified, metrosexual, fake
Usually used in connection with American Football, "to play smashmouth football"; allegedly coined by Chicago Bears coach Mike Ditka.
Also the name of two US-American bands.

"Oo-er, I'm afraid I've strained my ankle and need to be rushed to the hospital!"
"Forget it! We're playing smashmouth Rayman Raving Rabbids here!"

by Zwentibold January 14, 2008

Smashmouth

To refuse to eat eggs for charity

Don't smashmouth, man! Eat the eggs!

by Lavrant June 21, 2011

Smishmortion

When a female fails to tell you she is not on the pill, she is forced to get a smishmortion.

Did you hear that girl from high school who got the smishmortion?

by The Shakes March 2, 2009

smashmouth golf

An elite circuit of golfers who embrace the 'three yards and a cloud of dust' mentality on and off the links.

The Smashmouth Golf survival kit includes white castle, a long putter, gold bond, and 100 coors.

by Crooked Face March 12, 2011

smashcord

Super Smash Bros discord servers for losers who want to discute or learn how to play a character, connects with their local community, argue about e-sport or simply repeat how Final destination with Star Fox is the only true way to play the game.

— Have you see, Jim only talks about smashcords the last days.
— Can he shut up the fuck up ? We don't care about his "no suit samus combos".

by SuisLaMort August 2, 2020

smashboat

Boat comes from the cockney 'boat race' i.e. 'face, and smashboat is therefore someone whose face is a mess, due to the ingestion of far too much alcohol or 'other'. The smashboat is a professional caner, and being a good smashboat takes hard work and usually a lot of money.

Alright, smashboat?

by JenniK August 4, 2003

smashmouth

authentic, raw, real, hardcore, manly; as opposed to wussified, metrosexual, fake
Usually used in connection with American Football, "to play smashmouth football"; alledgedly coined by Chicago Bears coach Mike Ditka.
Also the name of two US-American bands.

"Oo-er, I'm afraid I've strained my ankle and need to be rushed to the hospital!"
"Forget it! We're playing smashmouth Rayman Raving Rabbids here!"

by Zwentibold January 6, 2009