Malcohol

Alcohol which has been acquired for free, usually by devious and underhanded methods.

Shouldn't need much money tonight, I'm planning on just drinking malcohol.

by arjs9 April 6, 2009

schmalcohol

secret code word for alcohol

Dude, make sure you bring the schmalcohol to the party, or else we won't get crizunk.

by J T Dollar Sign September 26, 2003

smilocholic

A person who is addicted to SMILES

How about spare me a smile!? I am smilocholic

by VlarolCarol The First June 29, 2017

smellcoholic

A person who feels that they can never have enough deodorant, perfume or cologne. They sprey intense amounts in hopes that people think that they smell good when it is actually overwhelming.

Guy 1: Dude, you don't have to spray on that AXE Body Spray every 5 minutes.

Guy 2: I need to stay fresh for the ladies, man!

Guy 1: Wow... you're such smellcoholic

by Original_MNH November 7, 2014

smallholdinocrats

(noun)
1. nonsense
2. gobbledygook
3. fiddlesticks
4. the above three
5. odd
6. to overflow your Scrabble board
7. what this word means (-crats means ruler (king))
8. silly billy
silly billy
1. you!

Friend: I do a smallholdinocrats.

me: idk
Friend: a silly billy!

me: What in the world is that?
Friend: you!

by jxhkUzjiks June 28, 2025