sloppy cronkite

Its when two people try to get each other off and the first person to get off says "That.. is the way it was."

Haven't you ever heard of a sloppy Cronkite? Its when two people try to get each other off and the first person to get off says "That.. is the way it was." - Jon Stewart

by Leonffs February 1, 2007

Sloppy Cronkite

When two people are try to get each other off and the first one to get off says, "that was the way it was"

The last time Doocy said "this is huge" was when he and Hannity were caught in the broom closet at the Christmas party, giving each other a sloppy cronkite.

by C-rad Der Blessed February 2, 2007

Sloppy Cronkite

It's when two people try to get each other off, and the first one to get off says, (In a Walter Cronkite voice), "That was the way it was."

Source: The Daily Show, specifically from John Stewart.

Douche and Hannity were caught in the broom closet at the Christmas party giving each other a Sloppy Cronkite.

by SoulCatcher February 2, 2007

Sloppy Cronkite

when two people try to get each other off and the first person to get off says "And that was the way it was"

they performed a Sloppy Cronkite with immaculate composure.

by Jon Stewart February 2, 2007

sloppy Cronkite

A sexual term invented by Jon Stewart (or the writing staff) of the Daily Show.
It refers to vague (usually homosexual) sexual activity between political staffers, elected officials, members of the press etc.
Perhaps the term is designed as an the over the (capital) hill parody of the well-known Dirty Sanchez.

"Cheney and Libby gave each other sloppy Cronkites in the broom closet."

by KiraKiraKilla December 9, 2008

Sloppy Cronkite

When 2 guys try to get each other off first and the first one to get the other off says "and that's the way it is".

This phrase invented by John Stewart on The Daily Show 1/29/07

Two guys were in a janitors closet giving each other a Sloppy Cronkite.

by JustinS2000 December 13, 2008

Sloppy Cronkite

When 2 guys try to get each other off first and the first one to get the other off says "and that's the way it is".

This phrase uttered by John Stewart on The Daily Show 1/29/07

Two guys were in a janitors closet giving each other a Sloppy Cronkite.

by JustinS2000 February 3, 2007