Sloaner Boner

When you get a boner, handjob, or blowjob from someone named Sloan or Sloane or any sort of affialiation towards the word Sloan

Sloan- Im going to give you the best handjob ever
Joey- Hot. I've got such a Sloaner Boner right now

by Niggerpocalypse February 11, 2010

sloaner

An individual named or nicknamed Sloan, who's pleasure giving qualities make large numbers of people happy, sometimes simultaneously.

Dude i got the fattest sloaner from that powerpoint presentation on South Korea, Sloan really knew her stuff!

by sloanerking November 30, 2011

Sladered

Using the God given website Slader to cheat your way through the gates of highschool hell. Search your textbook, look up the page, BAM instant answers.

“Did you do the homework?”

“Yah, I sladered it.”

by lorettapppp February 2, 2018

Slippery Slooder

Three shots of sambuca lit on fire and poured down an ice luge. The liquid evaporates before exiting, leaving waiting co-eds parched and sober.

I went to Mardi Gras and all I got was this “I got Sloodered” baby tee. That slippery slooder will get you every time.

by Swarflington September 27, 2023

Sladernator

the act of a small man throwing a half-full Dr. Pepper can at a innocent bystandard.

"why is there Dr. Pepper stains on your wall?"

"had to Sladernator a bitch"

by GertBurg April 24, 2011

Sloaner

Make (something) more difficult or confusing by causing it to be more complex or Introduce complications in (an existing condition)

difficult to analyze or understand; "a complicated problem"

1. Do a sum 10 x 10 = 100 The right way

2. 1 + 9 + 40 / 2 x 4 = 100 The Sloaner way

by The Real Complicator September 14, 2011

sloamer

noun or pronoun- Means the same as idiot, retard or moron. Can also be used in place of a name.

As a noun- Man, that dude is a Sloamer!
As a pronoun- Hey Sloamer! Whats up?

by 8upLiner December 14, 2008