Skip to main content

sleepwalk sex

When someone has sex with somebody else while sleepwalking, and usually doesn't even know that they did it.
Dude, John slept over my house last night, and he gave it to me up the ass at 1 a.m. while muttering something about trees!
Ahh, so he had sleepwalk sex with you?
Yup.
by Nirvana_Girl July 26, 2011
mugGet the sleepwalk sexmug.

Sleepwalking Mexican

1 part absenthe
1 part patron
Shake over ice and serve in sombrero
After i gave her many sleepwalking mexicans, she found out what a leaky faucet was.
by Jon Jinx January 20, 2020
mugGet the Sleepwalking Mexicanmug.

Open-eyed sleepwalking

Officially named lagophthalmogic somnambulism, open-eyed sleepwalking is a condition in which a person is awake, but appears so exhausted and worn out that they may very well just be sleepwalking with their eyes open.
John: What’s wrong with Richard?
Sam: He’s open-eyed sleepwalking. He had to stay up all last night working on some ASL assignments.
John: Poor guy…
by NotPieGuy December 8, 2021
mugGet the Open-eyed sleepwalkingmug.

Social Justice Sleepwalker

An individual who believes themselves to be woke, however are oblivious to the fact that they are not conscious of their own inherent biases that are leading them.
John Smith thinks they are socially woke, but they appear to be a social justice sleepwalker.
by Puckhard.com October 5, 2019
mugGet the Social Justice Sleepwalkermug.

Jersey Sleepwalking

When you sleepwalk in the middle of the night to the couch and watch back to back episodes of the Jersey Shore.
I must have been Jersey Sleepwalking hard last night; there are 3 recent episodes watched in my Hulu account and I can't even remember.
by ohhellooooooo September 24, 2020
mugGet the Jersey Sleepwalkingmug.

hello sleepwalkers

ハロー・スリープウォーカーズ, or Hello Sleepwalkers is the BEST BAND IVE LISTENED TO IN MY LIFE
If you’ve watched Noragami, or Noragami Aragoto, or played the bleach game.. you’d most likely know what I’m talking about. Or if you live in Okinawa..
I found out about them by バンドリ!(BanG Dream!) Their most known song is “小屋の待ち合わせ”, or Midnight Rendezvous, nickname from BanG Dream.
They just released an album last month called Project! My favorite song in that album is Rurokitan.
If you don’t know what this band is already, then listen to them. Trust me, your ears will be blessed :)
me; “You need to listen to hello sleepwalkers!”
random guy that probably exists somewhere else; “Oh, I do! My favorite song is Shin Sekai.”
me; “MINE TOO!!!!!”
by sazuke December 7, 2022
mugGet the hello sleepwalkersmug.

YouTube Sleepwalking

When you fall asleep watching YouTube only to find the next day that you've ended up on a different channel you don't even recognize. This is usually the result of leaving autoplay on.
Matthew: Dude, I was YouTube Sleepwalking last night...
Chris: Really?
Matthew: Yeah. I was watching a let's play. When I woke up, my phone was playing some porn video!
by ThatInternetDweller February 12, 2017
mugGet the YouTube Sleepwalkingmug.

Share this definition