A half handjob, half bagtag. Usually performed under hammed circumstances when the woman's decision making is poor. Unfortunatly, when told to go faster the woman speeds up and smashes your nuts to peices. Also known as the HJ(handjob) Hodge.
"Man, she was giving me a handjob last night but her dumbass friend told her to go faster, and it turned into a sledgehammer."
by Canuck19 December 14, 2008
Get the Sledgehammermug. Woman lays down on a couch and puts her legs over the mans shoulders. Man rests his feet on the end of the couch and "pelvic thrusts" into the woman.
Warning! Results may include; ulta-orgasm, broken back, and/or broken penis.
Warning! Results may include; ulta-orgasm, broken back, and/or broken penis.
I had to go to the hospital last night.
Why?
I had to take my girl there cuz I may have broken her back doing the Sledgehammer.
Why?
I had to take my girl there cuz I may have broken her back doing the Sledgehammer.
by tbsveryfunny July 12, 2010
Get the Sledgehammermug. Worlds fastest Corvette manufactured by Callaway.
Most expensive corvette produced for it's time
$400,000.00.
Most expensive corvette produced for it's time
$400,000.00.
by James Adamcheck September 17, 2006
Get the Sledgehammermug. "big hammer", serious tool, not carried in pocketz,and not used with nails, more like used fo` whacking down anything else.
(also total humour series, starring
by some actor named david, watch out for Sledge.)
(also total humour series, starring
by some actor named david, watch out for Sledge.)
by saywhaaat December 11, 2003
Get the SledgeHammermug. A fart smelling soooooooo damn bad that the person's head instantly recoils back. Most of the time, this fart is silent.
Bruce: *toot*
Claire: *SWINGGGG* EWWWWWWW *coughs*
Greg: EVACUATE, IT'S A SLEDGEHAMMER!!
Bruce: *whistles*
Claire: *SWINGGGG* EWWWWWWW *coughs*
Greg: EVACUATE, IT'S A SLEDGEHAMMER!!
Bruce: *whistles*
by Ni_Mader_JiJi_Bao_Zhe June 18, 2010
Get the Sledgehammermug. A person who tricks another person in to thinking they are romantically interested, only to ignore them later on.
by js2011 October 5, 2011
Get the Sledgehammermug. After sex I always pop down to the shed and grab the sledgehammer and go to town as a form of contraception
by J Bag/ Dirty Jamo February 25, 2020
Get the The sledgehammermug.