Slam-Hammed

Completely, utterly and without remourse so drunk that the next day you wake up and don't even recognize your own house.

After the ten hours at the bar and 20 shots I was completely slam-hammed.

by Ben Filippini May 24, 2003

slammed ham

Tenderized lady parts.

Man, my girl last night had the best slammed ham west of the Mississippi.

by A naughty mouse 123 November 28, 2020

Christmas slam ham

Your holiday boink-boink slam pig.

The Christmas slam ham lovemaking was particularly tender this year.

by Hugh Dash Hyphen January 1, 2012

Slamming hams

When two women violently ram their twats together to encourage mutual climax.

“Becky and sally where slamming hams for two hours straight”

by James P Stark October 16, 2025