by D Qway April 9, 2021
Get the Sknotty mug.An ego-driven expat or long term tourist who appoints themself a "local expert" or "know it all" because they live or have lived part time in a foreign country on an annual basis. They often think their experiential knowledge exceeds those selfless expats or immigrants that live in the same foreign country full-time. They also often "troll" on Social Media, giving advice or criticizing others who are trying to help visitors or new expats to the area. As soon as it warms up back in their "home" country, they retreat until the cold weather inspires their return the following year.
I have lived here for over two years now and today I had an arrogant Sknowbird give me some unsolicited advice about how to best live here in Mexico.
by ParadiseGuy January 7, 2024
Get the Sknowbird mug.A Sknord is the gelatinous, multi-colored bio-sludge that congeals at the bottom of a neglected bathtub drain. It is a foul amalgam of every bodily secretion and excretion imaginable: the coagulated, stringy remnants of dried semen; the rubbery, embedded mass of old phlegm and boogers; the rusty, iron-scented swirl of menstrual blood and other blood flecks; and the chunky, dark-speckled foundation of human and animal feces.
This unholy mixture is not merely a clump; it achieves a texture akin to a grim, sentient chewing gum. And in the darkest corners of human depravity, there are those who consume it. They pry the Sknord from the drain's maw, roll it into a vile ball, and chew it slowly, savoring the complex, layered horror of its flavor—a taste of disease, decay, and absolute abandon.
This unholy mixture is not merely a clump; it achieves a texture akin to a grim, sentient chewing gum. And in the darkest corners of human depravity, there are those who consume it. They pry the Sknord from the drain's maw, roll it into a vile ball, and chew it slowly, savoring the complex, layered horror of its flavor—a taste of disease, decay, and absolute abandon.
He knelt before the stained, porcelain altar of the tub, his fingers trembling as they worked to pry the dense, multicolored sknord from the drain's gaping maw, and with a grunt of pure, ecstatic revulsion, he popped the wad of congealed filth into his mouth, chewing slowly to savor the complex, layered flavors of cum, shit, and dried blood.
by TheSknordSucker December 28, 2025
Get the Sknord mug.While a person is either unconcious or sleeping or incampasitated you insert a funnel into their butt hole then you pee into the funnel so that when they wake up or become concious they have an ass full of piss, and shall regret falling asleep forever
by jesusisnextdoor October 16, 2009
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