Sknoork

A combination of a fork, spoon, and knife, along with one mystery item. It was created by the creators of the Maris(s)a Show, a web show about two very entertaining girls named Maris(s)a, who often are troubled by having to use 3 untensils at the dinner table instead of just one, thus the Sknoork was born.

Plural form: Sknoorks
Past Tense: Sknoorkwed

Fred: What was that!?
Maris(s)a: You just got Sknoorkwed.
Fred: Awesome!

Maris(s)a: Are you interested in purchasing a Sknoork?
Ben: No.

Sknoork by The Maris(s)a Show April 22, 2011

snoork 

verb; adj
1: to laugh-snort; to stifle a laugh that explodes from your nose; uncontrollable laugh response suppression that may result in a spray of spittle at another person, computer screen, cell phone
2: a snoork most often is a physical response to a writer's well written words of hilarity
3: a snoork may happen at a business meeting, funeral, lecture, or other event in which humor is not appropriate but inevitable because of awesomely bawdy friends

At the meeting, my coworker made me snoork when he muttered under his breath that the boss must have her thong on backwards because she was acting like a miserable hagtwat.

snoork by @DeityDebauchery May 15, 2014

Sknoocked 

Verb- it is a time you fall sleep when you fall alseep right away after being high or drunk.

Brian came home from the and sknoocked

Sknoocked by Danny_4969 August 15, 2020