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Skeeping

v: the act of video messaging (skype/ web-cam) someone in the hopes of having a sexual encounter with them later
I'm Skeeping my GF, cuz she's on vacation.
by Blackmagicwlc1 December 7, 2010
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A combination of "Skeet" and "Sleep". Generally referring to the act of rubbing one out and falling asleep during or immediatly afterwards due to being tired as hell.
"Yesterday was a long ass day at work. I tried rubbing one out but ended up skeepin instead."
by ziah December 16, 2006
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Skeep-the state of one being a cross between a shark and a sheep, or a skank and a sheep. Often ugly but verry fuckable if your drunk enough. Have the face of a sheep but will do you like a pornstar.
1. Bro dont go for that Skeep
2. Skeep's are good in bed but could you bring her home? Look at her face
3. Awh shit dude! Last night when I got drunk I slept with a total skeep and now she wont leave!
by BrettonB June 16, 2014
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To urinate involuntarily in one’s underclothes, usually as the result of extreme fear, hilarity, or excitement.
If you make me laugh again, I think I might skeep.

“pee my pants” - This can mean one is laughing so hard that bladder control is lost, or that you’re very scared and a little squirt gets out. This definition actually shows up in the OED with a citation of 1946.
by kelley-john-brad-sarah December 18, 2008
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An individual who has a shit fetish.
I would but she is a skeep
by Mr.gno May 2, 2018
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Hey everyone..Were going SKEEPING!!
by Jaqueline September 9, 2004
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can I have a skeeping of corn Please?
by Unky Don January 27, 2010
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