skankstitute

A skank that is like a prostitute

That hoe is a skankstitute

by Middletown Dave December 24, 2008

Slacktitude

the aptitude you have while slacking; the aptitude of a slacker
sloathfulness, or carelessness while learning;the ability to learn (or not)and still slack

"The slacktitude that got me into AP Chemistry was the same slacktitude that got me kicked out of AP Literature in HighSchool."

...

"Hey Coomer, can you work a little faster!? we are in a war..."

"Hey Sir, I'm working to the best of my Slacktitude, I think I have mTBI or PTSD :-P"

"I think you just lost your god given givashittery soldier"

by Cooms February 28, 2009

spankitude

a high level of energetic attention which Steve the Cynic gives to various rhinos and monkies in his spare time.

If Steve's spankitude level doesn't drop, we may have to tranquilize him.

by YourCloud July 9, 2003