Single Mom Ego

Condition. When a single mother repeatably tells you that she has the hardest job in the world. No matter what you do or face in life, it can not compare. Her job is the worst. She gets to stay home with the kids, work in her pajamas, bend over at the waist to put in DVDs, collect a check, not have a boss to answer to, and put her kids to bed early any time she wants.

"I got free tickets to the show and when I asked her if she wanted to go with me, she dropped her single mom ego on me, telling me she doesn't have time to go to shows like some people".

by RHP4 January 4, 2011

Single mom discount

The single mom discount is when a single mother (preferably a MILF) doesn't want to pay full price for something so she seduces the man/women into sexual activity to cover the price.

Plumber: "Alright, ma'am your sink is all fixed, that will be $189"

Single mom: "Oh my, that's a little high, can I have the single mom discount?"

Plumber: "The what?"

Single mom: *Starts to stroke plumbers cock*

Plumber: "Ohh yeaa that feels nice"

...The Single mom and the plumber engage in sexual activity for about an hour...

Plumber: *Putting his clothes back on* "Well ma'am, your grand total comes to $15"

Single mom: "Now that sounds reasonable!"

by LeftHandMan October 19, 2009

Single Mom-itis

Stressed out mom. Mom in dire need of a visit from the cleaning fairy. A mom that needs a night out on the town.

She had Single Mom-itis so bad she thought she was going nuts.

by LittleTLC October 10, 2011

Single Mom Syndrome (SMS)

When a single mother begins to dwell on being alone for the rest of their life and starts paying more attention to men than their children.

Child: Ugh! Mom is so obsessed with her new boyfriend it's like I don't even exist anymore, and when I do, everything is still about him! It's driving me crazy!

Dad: -sigh- She's just dealing with Single Mom Syndrome (SMS) right now. She'll get over it soon.

by YoMommasSoStupid October 21, 2012

single mom slayer

the guy who's into single moms, they can be newly ones, MILFs or GILFs.

bob: hey, Have you seen john lately?

charles: I heard he became a Single mom slayer, HE's been dating one since a few months.

by randomdude316 March 15, 2022

Single Mom Coupon Code

A single mother coupon code is when a single mother uses her status as an unwed/uncoupled parent to try and achieve reduced prices for items and/or services. Typically seen on online marketplaces such as Craigslist and Facebook Marketplace, the method is used in an attempt to subvert ones sympathies for financial gain. However, it usually just ends up coming off as pathetic and cringeworthy.

Look at this chick bothering me on Facebook, trying to push a Single Mom Coupon Code off on me.

*500 Dollar PS5 for sale on Marketplace for sale for $420*

Single Mom: "Would you take $150 for it"
Upstanding Citizen: "No, its open box and never been used"
Single Mom: "It's my son's birthday tomorrow"
Single Mom: "How about $160??"
Single Mom: "You ruined Christmas"
Single Mom: "I hope you're proud of yourself"

by HabibiRex July 9, 2023

single mom season

It's when broke dudes start hitting single mothers inboxes, with hopes of capitalizing on large income tax refunds.

My friend is single most of the year except when she gets her tax refund. I smile and say it's single mom season again.

by Glenn Roberts March 26, 2022