A whole new level of simping, far beyond the classic definition of an incel.
i.e. Simping so hard you would swallow your own cum for a chance to talk to a girl.
Since the actions of our brethren have begun to sink to a new low, new words to describe such depravity must follow.
i.e. Simping so hard you would swallow your own cum for a chance to talk to a girl.
Since the actions of our brethren have begun to sink to a new low, new words to describe such depravity must follow.
*texts*
guy: But aren't you a girl? I didn't just eat a load of cum for a guy right
girl(?):
guy: I can't believe you made me swallow a load of my own fucking cum. I want to cry I'm so fucking ashamed
literally everyone else: what a simpcel.
guy: But aren't you a girl? I didn't just eat a load of cum for a guy right
girl(?):
guy: I can't believe you made me swallow a load of my own fucking cum. I want to cry I'm so fucking ashamed
literally everyone else: what a simpcel.
by Beef burger January 16, 2021
Get the Simpcelmug. An incel that simps to his friends of the opposite gender yet fail miserably.
The type of average retard that thinks that women and men can't be friends just because simpcels don't see women as people but mere sex objects, which shows their lack of self-control and being unable to control their hormones.
Generally, this kind of incels think that if any women wants friendship, simpcels believe there must be something that should be gained out of the friendship (ex:. sex or emotional investment) as if they think they are entitled to it while not putting anything on a table.
The type of average retard that thinks that women and men can't be friends just because simpcels don't see women as people but mere sex objects, which shows their lack of self-control and being unable to control their hormones.
Generally, this kind of incels think that if any women wants friendship, simpcels believe there must be something that should be gained out of the friendship (ex:. sex or emotional investment) as if they think they are entitled to it while not putting anything on a table.
by TheKamikazeMonkeys February 3, 2023
Get the simpcelmug. by FazeChickenNugg3t April 22, 2020
Get the Simpcelmug. A cross between a simp and an incel. Will worship the ground a woman walks on but also has incel tendencies when not interacting with other girls.
Dude he’s such a simpcel. Last week he was giving this chick 500 bucks and now he’s talking about how much he hates women.
by kingonipaa May 15, 2020
Get the Simpcelmug. Men who are celibate because their wives are in 'entanglements' WHILE LIVING IN HIS HOUSE. Will Smith
WILL SMITH IS Jada's SIMPCEL.
by Your Lawyer April 4, 2022
Get the Simpcelmug. A man or a boy that behaves like a incel online, but given the opportunity chooses to simp for any queen in real life(or in DMs) that gives him any attention. Usually a weak minded fool, that just wants to belong, but has strayed down a dark path.
by Lemasive November 26, 2021
Get the Simpcelmug. “Bro, Mason is such a simpcell. He literally loves Jessica but blames women for not being able to get laid.”
by Bokuto’s Yummy Toes May 1, 2022
Get the Simpcellmug.