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Simen har 35,8 cm lang penis:)
Simen langkuk
Simen by Sindre123 October 8, 2018
Simen is the most sexy man to ever live. Many people say that he has a 35 cm cock, but that is wrong. It is actually around 47 cm! If somebody comes up to you and tells you that Simen has a 35 cm cock, that is fake news and you better make sure that you correct them!
Person 1: Simen’s cock is like 35 cm!
Person 2: NO IT IS NOT!! IT IS 47 cm!!!!
Person 1: Ok, relax.
Person 2: How can i possibly relax when you are going around spreafing fake news?!
Simen by OneGreatGod69420XD June 25, 2019
Simen is the coolest guy ever! if you dont know a simen your life must suck admit it.
Simen usely got a hella huge peepee and nice and sexy ass
Simen comes in many color. but be carefull he is smarter then you think ;)
-Girl wow look at that ass
-girl 2 Damn, thats a SIMEN's ass!
Simen by Bjørnebæriskogen July 30, 2020
phasmophobia pro, and a good freind with
simen is great
simen by a23432423 December 17, 2021
An incredibly handsome sexy man with a gigantic penis and giant balls. He loves sex and is the best at it. The girls love him and can't wait to get their way with him.

Average length of penis: longer than yours.
SImen is a sex Machine.
Simen by hjhkjhjhjkhkhkjhkjk November 1, 2022

Simen-moment 

Reoccuring events where a person does something retarded. The name comes from the famous Simen, who would do a lot of stoopid things
"He just stared at the window for like 10minutes!"
"yeah he must hav had a simen-moment"
Simen-moment by OhMyGodItzLeo March 25, 2022