Condom Sabotage

The act of intentionally tampering with a condom in order to negate its contraceptive properties. It is usually done in 2 different ways.

1) Using a pin to create a tiny, invisible hole in the surface of the condom, often through the wrapper. This allows the passage of semen at the point of male orgasm.

2) Snipping off the tip of the condom with scissors. When a johnny is pulled onto an erect penis, it allows the head of the penis to slide through, allowing some bareback sensation.

1) David sabotaged his condoms with a pin in a furtive attempt to get his girlfriend pregnant.

2) Stephanie had no idea Jamal had engaged in some condom sabotage behind her back. In the dim light she could see some rubber around his dick and was satisfied. She lay back, ready to take him inside her, unaware that the head of his penis was sticking out of the polo neck of prophylactic. He planned to enjoy her naked pussy, ejaculating inside her before it was too late.

by Stephrawr December 28, 2011

Jukebox Sabotage

Jukebox sabotage is a form of implanting one's own music into another person's mind by singing or whistling a tune around that person. If successful, that person will then begin whistling or singing your song minutes later.

I whistled "Mary had a little lamb" around my friend Matt one afternoon and then 5 minutes later I heard him whistling it down the hall. That is a textbook Jukebox Sabotage maneuver.

by Christopher G. November 23, 2005

sabotage

A Beastie Boys classic

I Can't Stand It I Know You Planned It
But I'm Gonna Set It Straight, This Watergate
I Can't Stand Rocking When I'm In Here
Because Your Crystal Ball Ain't So Crystal Clear
So While You Sit Back And Wonder Why
I Got This Fucking Thorn In My Side
Oh My God, It's A Mirage
I'm Tellin' Y'all It's Sabotage

Su,Su,Su, So Listen Up 'Cause You Can't Say Nothin'
You'll Shut Me Down With A Push Of Your Button
But I'm Out And I'm Gone
I'll Tell You Now I Keep It On And On

"Cause What You See You Might Not Get
And We Can Bet So Don't You Get Souped Yet
You're Scheming On A Thing That's A Mirage
I'm Trying To Tell You Now It's Sabotage
Why; Our Backs Are Now Against The Wall
Listen All Of Y'all It's A Sabotage
Listen All Of Y'all It's A Sabotage
Listen All Of Y'all It's A Sabotage

I Can't Stand It, I Know You Planned It
But I'm Gonna Set It Straight This Watergate
I Can't Stand Rockin' When I'm In This Place
Because I Feel Disgrace Because You're All In My Face
But Make No Mistakes And Switch Up My Channel
I'm Buddy Rich When I Fly Off The Handle
What Could It Be, It's A Mirage
You're Scheming On A Thing; That's Sabotage

by Hong Kong Phooey December 28, 2005

Unintentional Sabotage

Usually happens in domestic disputes. When the offender creates a problem in order to have a argument about the feelings they would not express otherwise. A argument starting stepping stone. More often than not the issue brought to attention is not the actual problem. The offender will usually apologize. Therefore sabotaging the legitimacy of their current complaint.

"He does this all the time, starts nit-picking about my cooking, just becuase he wants attention, but when we get to the bottom of his true feelings he ends up apologizing for the comments about my cooking"! He has perfected the art of unintentional sabotage!

by littlesb79 May 4, 2011

sabotage

Sabotage is a deliberate action aimed at weakening an enemy through subversion, obstruction, disruption, and/or destruction.

have an elaborate party, then tell everyone that your just going to the toilet.then dress up like James bond and climb out of the window and cut the brake fluid line to your next door neigbours car (if ABS, different story (requires more of a chuck norris dress code)) then back through the window back downstairs, then play the waiting game...

by alextheultimatearmstrong April 17, 2005

sabotage

Every time Santa Teresa to Seoul, aka STS, performs they keep getting impaired, disrupted, or something goes wrong before or during the performance.

"Oh my god Austin, do you see how they keep getting sabotaged?"
"Yeah I know right, but they keep playing it off and still do good! :D"

by NapMonster January 13, 2017

emotional sabotage

When one is deeply connected with an expectation, and then another party involved maliciously harms every aspect of the individuals feelings attached with the matter at hand. For the individual, this results in a complete disappointment and at this time the individual is forced to the edge of an emotional breakdown, in which suicide and/or homicide is at least briefly contemplated.

Ernesto went with his classmates to In N Out burger and felt compassionately about the female taking his order. His classmates proceded to convince Ernesto that this female was checking him out in an interested manner. Ernesto, whom is unprepared for this, is feeling extremely excited over the matter. With encouraged intentions, he builds up the confidence to open his heart and speak to the female romantically. However; to his heart breaking surprise, he is dramatically turned down and disrespected by the female, whom at this point has no regards for his feelings or more so, his existence. Ernesto's classmates set him up in an emotional sabotage.

by RobertNewton June 15, 2012