A Dirty Shaymus is when you put your bong into someones asshole and light a bowl while the recipient sucks in with their ass. After the bowl is finished the recipient farts out the smoke and the person who lit the bowl sucks the air out of the asshole.
by lunydusterman November 24, 2020
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by ur mum :] August 19, 2019
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Dude, I was about to hook it up with this hot girlie, but then it turned out she was a dude. There were a lot of signs that suggested she was a dude, but I overlooked them; in hindsight it all makes sense. I just got Shyamalan'd.
by Nick S. June 19, 2006
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A legend: Is that the short arrogant kid that always brags and simps on rogayah?
Shyam Suman: HWAT.... IM THE KID THAT GETS ALL THE GIRLS STFU
Shyam Suman: HWAT.... IM THE KID THAT GETS ALL THE GIRLS STFU
by lel imma stay invisble xD October 27, 2020
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You should have heard it, my parents were doing the Uncle Shamus last night, I had to get out of there
by RadientEclipse June 28, 2011
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Interviewer: "Mr. M. Night we loved 'The Sixth Sense' and 'Signs' but how can ypu possibly explain 'The Last Airbender'?"
M. Night Shyamalan:" You think I will answer this question but"
M. Night Shyamalan:" You think I will answer this question but"
by breakstress July 6, 2010
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Man 1: What happened to M. Night Shyamalan?
Man 2: Oh didn't you hear? The Avatar fans kidnapped him and sold his possessions to fund a new movie.
Man 2: Oh didn't you hear? The Avatar fans kidnapped him and sold his possessions to fund a new movie.
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