Jeremiah was out on a date with a girl he had met online, things had been going good until the cheese soup he had ate at dinner started to make him bloated and gassy, not wanting to release said gas infront of the new girl for fear of making an unsavoury sound or smell he experienced "shyanus"
When you're out with friends and you go to a someone's house who you don't really know and they only have one bathroom but you really have to poop, you might experience shyanus
When you're out with friends and you go to a someone's house who you don't really know and they only have one bathroom but you really have to poop, you might experience shyanus
by Hot lettuce March 19, 2017
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Function: Noun
Etymology: Portmanteau of shame and anus.
1. a: Judging the anus to be obscene b: the susceptibility to such feelings.
It came about as a result of the anus being photoshopped out of many images of female nudes across the internet, and the lasting psychological damage it caused on the women thus depicted.
Etymology: Portmanteau of shame and anus.
1. a: Judging the anus to be obscene b: the susceptibility to such feelings.
It came about as a result of the anus being photoshopped out of many images of female nudes across the internet, and the lasting psychological damage it caused on the women thus depicted.
The shanus Suicide Girls models must feel right now must be palpable; how awful to be buttholed by both their own website and the FBI.
by Alana Post September 30, 2005
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Andrew: "Wow Kourtney is looking really hot tonight!"
Brian: "Yea man lets tap that"
Andrew: "SHANUS!!!"
Brian: "Darn, I wanted to do her in the butt first!"
Andrew: "Sorry man, maybe next time"
Brian: "Yea man lets tap that"
Andrew: "SHANUS!!!"
Brian: "Darn, I wanted to do her in the butt first!"
Andrew: "Sorry man, maybe next time"
by Jane Doe Doe October 20, 2006
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Girl 1- this guy last night has no hair on his butt... like at all
Girl 2- yea. he's rockin' the shanus.
Girl 2- yea. he's rockin' the shanus.
by sarahnau June 4, 2011
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