The adult version of Santa Claus. While Santa Claus brings the good boys and girls of the world presents, Shaud Claus brings the good men and women of the world Shaud, aka sexual intercourse, for Christmas
On Christmas Eve, my wife woke me up and asked if we could have sex. Shaud Claus was good to me this year!
by AaronBludge August 22, 2023
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by Kelen Keller August 28, 2010
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Tom: John, did you finally shred ass with Veronica last week?
John: Yeah!
Tom: Congrats! I knew you'd shred ass eventually.
John: Yeah!
Tom: Congrats! I knew you'd shred ass eventually.
by Perrier August 1, 2018
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shred·ding-face
verb.
A term that originated in northern Saskatchewan it indicates you were snowboarding so awesomely and at such a dominating caliber compared to everyone else on the mountain that you physically shredded the skin, eyes, and ultimately face, off of anyone and everyone who was pathetically attempting to keep up with you. The term is used as both an insult when you’ve showed someone how it’s done (ex. Just shredded your face off chump!) and as a taunt when the day of shred has either just started or you’re loading up your gear on the way to the hill. (Better enjoy the view while you still can boys because I'm about to shred your faces off!)
shred·ding-face
verb.
A term that originated in northern Saskatchewan it indicates you were snowboarding so awesomely and at such a dominating caliber compared to everyone else on the mountain that you physically shredded the skin, eyes, and ultimately face, off of anyone and everyone who was pathetically attempting to keep up with you. The term is used as both an insult when you’ve showed someone how it’s done (ex. Just shredded your face off chump!) and as a taunt when the day of shred has either just started or you’re loading up your gear on the way to the hill. (Better enjoy the view while you still can boys because I'm about to shred your faces off!)
"I was shredding face all day, these chumps didn't have a chance on the slopes"
"Well boys enjoy your faces while you still have em because I'm gonna be shredding face all day!"
"Hey Ian what happened to your face... looks like it got shredded off!"
"Nate was really shredding face today" "Yeah no kidding, when you're riding with chumps named Jaz how can you not!"
"Well boys enjoy your faces while you still have em because I'm gonna be shredding face all day!"
"Hey Ian what happened to your face... looks like it got shredded off!"
"Nate was really shredding face today" "Yeah no kidding, when you're riding with chumps named Jaz how can you not!"
by TheGrizzlyDen December 9, 2013
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Edwin: "Hey Jon, let's hang out tonight."
Jon: "Sorry, can't tonight; going to do some keyboard shredding."
Example
Miguel: "Hey do you hear all that keyboard clicking noise?"
Edwin: "That's just Jon keyboard shredding. Don't disturbed him; he's in the zone."
Example
Jon: "Wow look at that nerd's long hair and neck beard. He must be a keyboard shredder."
Edwin: "Hey Jon, let's hang out tonight."
Jon: "Sorry, can't tonight; going to do some keyboard shredding."
Example
Miguel: "Hey do you hear all that keyboard clicking noise?"
Edwin: "That's just Jon keyboard shredding. Don't disturbed him; he's in the zone."
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Jon: "Wow look at that nerd's long hair and neck beard. He must be a keyboard shredder."
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