widen my shoes 

To go on the prowl and seek the attention of another woman behind the back of your current relationship.

Vic said he was going to” widen my shoes” while Mary was at work on Friday.

widen my shoes by JACK CHAIN August 29, 2018

felony shoes 

Common term for athletic shoes, so called because of their obvious popularity with busy criminals needing a low cost means of escape. Nothing destroys the credibility of a "Cop Show" on TV faster than having the fat, middle aged, dress-shoe wearing white hero run down a twenty year-old black dude in tennis shoes. Channel clicker, do your stuff....

Passing pedestrian:"My, that looks like O.J. creeping down that alley in black pants, jacket, watch-cap and felony shoes. Nah, couldn't be....

felony shoes by Kieran Le Petomaine November 23, 2006

Talking shoes 

Talking shoes are shoes that the front sole has come loose or unglued. It can also be a generally scuffed or older looking shoe.

"Denard think he a playa but he ain't gon' be gettin no play rockin those sorry-ass talking shoes

Talking shoes by raphaelgoldstein March 4, 2010

2k generic shoes 

Some trash ass default red shoes in every NBA 2k game but if realesed in real life it would be sold out in 3 mins (Facts)

Eww what are those 2k generic shoes???

2k generic shoes by Lebronjames37 February 22, 2017

Nice Shoes, Wanna Fuck?

Funny Pick up Line
Preferably used as a joke
A direct speech to ask if the person wants to have sex
Good way to change a pace in a discussion
Try it out(as a joke)

Failix: "Damn this girl is hot"
Failix used the the pick up line: "nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

Hot Girl: "Sure"

Conclusion: IS SUPER EFFECTIVE!

Nice Shoes, Wanna Fuck? by RaioKai October 15, 2011

Jimmy Two-Shoes 

One of the best programs TeleToon and Jetix (unfortunately Disney XD) aired in TV. It's about a boy named Jimmy Two-Shoes who hangs out with his 2 best-friends Beezy and Heloise in a city named Miseryville making awesome stuff all over the city. His mission is to make things happier, something the governor of the city, Lucius Heinous the VII (father of Beezy) can't tolerate, and will do anything to stop him.

- Hey dude, let's watch some chill' stuff that premiered in Disney XD
- I don't know. You know Disney XD's shows so fucked up
- It's Jimmy Two-Shoes

- Seems funny. Okay, turn on the TV.

Jimmy Two-Shoes by alonsosc98 October 10, 2013

White Shoes 

YouTuber Flossy Carter's cat who is also named Xerxes. Being referred as white shoes because she has white paws. Xerxes likes to pop up and mostly the focus of the video.

Shout out to white shoes, back in the building

White Shoes by OffensiveJuggernaut January 4, 2019