Shmink dink

what you call a guy named Ryan because they think it’s slink-dink.

Ryan: slink dink
Me: no doofus it’s shmink dink

Shmink

A very small penis. A penis that is so small that people laugh at it.

Wow, Ben has a Shmink. HAHa

by Nfarrg December 4, 2017

u are insanley racey(racist)

shmink or mink? "shmink", u racey

by kinkey hah September 13, 2022

Smallest thing in the world nothing can be smaller then that

Leslie has a shmink cock she thought it was bigger then a shrimp but it wasn’t

by Booty_muncher38 March 26, 2018

When a person, preferably named sahil is a bitch ass faggot. (Only usable on Sahil Saroya)

Person 1: Hey have you noticed that sahil has been a shmink shmink lately?
Person 2: YEAHHH I’ve noticed that too!

by Suggmee August 21, 2022

Being so fucked up on drugs the only word u know is shminked

Bruh duh crack got me shminked

Smokin that loud. I’m shminked