Shmeggles

When you're really ridiculously amazing at answering questions. It's the epitome of knowledge and intelligence. You're not anybody unless you're a Shmeggles

Rita- "My friend is so smart!"
Thomas- "What's her name?"
Rita- "Shmeggles, duh"
Thomas- "Damn, I should have known"

Alicia- "All I want from life is to be Shmeggles"

by Yahooanswersequalssex May 13, 2009

shmeeger

This word can be said in many forms, whether your mad, calling someone a shmeeger can be just the word to use to get back at them. They won't know what hit them.
It can also be meant as different nouns like eating some shmeegers or going to the shmeeger.
Also if you are annoyed instead of using a curse word shmeh is the perfect replacement

that bitch is such a mother shmeeger.

i got so wasted last night because the bartender kept giving me so many shmeegers.

the last time i was ill, i had to go to the shmeeger, but he gave me some shmeegers, so i got much better.

im so hungry i could eat an entire bowl of shmeegers.

SHMEH !

by triple A double L ckn December 20, 2008

Shmeeple

the blue m&m

Shmeeple is a great guy

by babeypatrick November 29, 2019

shmenglepus

Its a yiddish word for a hermaphrodite.One who is born with both extremities.Also its another word for a douchebag

That dude is sucha shmenglepus.
Ide rather do a monkey then a shmenglepus.

by Ricksauce July 2, 2008

shmeggle

The act of having anal sex with one's mom and becoming your step dad in one swift motion.

person 1: Yo Alec wants to shmeggle into my family
person 2: damn bro that sucks

by shmeggle 4 fun July 7, 2011

Shmeekles

A legendary marsupial alleged to be found in the wilderness of Maine. This marsupial has no backbone or mouth. It oozes across the ground, pulling itself along with its enormously long tongue. This marsupial is supposed to have plaid fur, and one eye is pink while the other is brown. The Shmeekles is six feet long, and feeds off of the souls of salamanders.

Gather 'round the campfire, children! it's time to tell the tale of the Shmeekles...

by Cullan. W. November 11, 2008

Smeegler

A person who takes more than they are offered

An example is if you let somebody take a sip of your drink or a hit of your joint, and they take multiple sips or hits. It is safe to say that they are a Smeegler

by jose with an H April 13, 2010