shlumpkin

Getting head, taking a shit, and smoking a blunt, while eating a sandwich.

I wish my girlfriend would give me a shlumpkin.

by Fuckey McNelligan October 5, 2010

Shlump bucket

A cosmetically impaired vehicle with over 200,000 miles that barely runs and has subwoofers with enough bass to rattle off the pictures of houses it passes by.

Lets go set off some car alarms at the mall with my shlump bucket.

by uoy era ohw November 29, 2009

shlumped

When you smoke a lot of tree and when you're coming down you feel hella tired, sometimes kinda shitty but also you'll just wanna sleep. Personally I feel more shlumped after i have a good head high like from good bong rips or woods.

"Wow, im feeling pretty shlupmed from smoking earlier."
"Gonna take a nap I'm hella shlumped"

by lonelystona June 18, 2018

Shlumpadinka

The word Oprah Winfrey made up a long time ago to describe slumpy housewives, the types that are wearing the same sweats they wore yesterday and the day before. They usually have more than one child and are running around non stop and have been totally worn out and given up on how they look.

"On today's episode, Oprah decided to give makeovers to a group of shlumpadinka friends.

by Megan Dickinson February 23, 2008

shlumpy

Messy and sloppy looking. Unkempt.

He looked shlumpy with his baggy pants and
oversized shirt.

by Kristina G. August 13, 2005

shlumptasha

Shlumptasha is a powerful Goddess which has cured cancer and many other diseases. Those who believe in Slumponwallz also pray to Shlumptasha. Thanks to (fatz ellie ary)

Boy: Yo ive been feeling sick lately.

Boy 2: Bro just pray to Shlumptasha shes a goddess who once you pray to she cures your pain.

by sillygoose400 July 19, 2021

Shlump

To be tired or asleep

I’m bouta be shlump.

by Jay B3an September 9, 2020