shlagging

shop-lagging
when you go into a store with either,

a) no intention of buying anything
b) no money to buy anything with
just to waste time (i.e. waiting for your friend/a bus/direct deposit to go through)

shlagging can happen unintentionally as well, if one intends on buying, but ends up not purchasing for any reason.

"I wanted that new phone, but they are out of stock, this turned into a shlagging trip."

by heartfuldodger August 6, 2016

Shlag

To casually pass or slide over something, often in a lazy manner.

Edgar can you shlag me a napkin?

by Kivi3384 December 9, 2024

Shlag

The polite way of calling someone a slag.

Shut up you shlag

by Big man joe Roberts January 21, 2021

Shlag

Means you have a long list of people that you wish to shag

she has a shlag list

by Sullifany November 29, 2016

shlag

a replacement word for when you want to call someone a slur/insult but can’t because of society or surroundings: means whatever you want it to mean- preferably fucker, cunt, asshat, bitchass, fucktard, and many other things.

UGH HE TOLD ME IM TOO MESSY TO DORM !!!! what a fucking shlag

by noobmaster9000 May 28, 2020