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Shitecule 

1. The aromatic, organic particle emitted en mass from flatulence and/or waste receptacles that causes a revulsive reaction from the human occupants of a room.

2. When someone or something shits themselves and interrupts the current merrymaking (usually resulting in five minutes of uproarious humor or several minutes of uncomfortable shifting about).
Ex. Uh?...EWW! Dude, Wazzat YOU! OH My GOD!
What the F**k did you eat?!? You could choke a heyena. I think I got a shitecule in my eye!

Ex. Uh, well, uh...Yes, well...Is, is there, well uh...
Shitecule by Rokgoblin March 10, 2009
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fucking shitclue 

The point of a process where all frustrations come to a boiling point and yelling ensues combining all kinds of curse words together because you have no fucking clue what you’re doing.

OR your observation of a complete fucking shitshow of a mess that someone has left and they obviously have no idea what they’re doing and/or have run out of fucks to give.
There is no reason it should have taken that long. They obviously did not have a fucking shitclue of what they were doing.
fucking shitclue by CalmURSelf December 22, 2023