October 7th Is National ‘Piece of Shit’ Day.
On this day feel free to let your true feelings show, as no one can tell you not to. It’s a holiday. Post that person that fucked your gf, post that person who spit on your moms grave, post that person who didn’t give you $5 back after they said “I’ll pay you back tomorrow” 24 times.
On this day feel free to let your true feelings show, as no one can tell you not to. It’s a holiday. Post that person that fucked your gf, post that person who spit on your moms grave, post that person who didn’t give you $5 back after they said “I’ll pay you back tomorrow” 24 times.
Friend: “dude it’s National piece of shit day!”
Piece of shit: “what? No way!”
Friend: “yea, that’s why I posted your face on snap”
Piece of shit: “what? No way!”
Friend: “yea, that’s why I posted your face on snap”
by FunnyFatMan2002 October 6, 2023
Get the national piece of shit day mug.Often occurring on a Sunday, a "Shit Day" is when your ass has been on backlog for a couple days and the bill has come due.
Basically, a day where you poop at least four times and its not diarrheal in nature.
Basically, a day where you poop at least four times and its not diarrheal in nature.
Mike: Jen, you should totally come to the movies with us!
Jen: I can't. I haven't pooped in three days and I think this is gonna be a shit day.
Jen: I can't. I haven't pooped in three days and I think this is gonna be a shit day.
by KingOfTheThunderBox September 14, 2010
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Get the Shit Day mug.'Shitdawg' is a newly emerged term that describes unfavourable or irritating events. It is believed to originate from places like the 'hood' and the 'ghetto', and is used by people who also like saying 'bitches, hoes and sweet mofos'.
1st individual: yo, yo, yo my nigger whats happen'?
2nd individual:yo my homie. my girl left me last night, and check this: she gone stole my weed!
1st individual: Shitdawg!
2nd individual:yo my homie. my girl left me last night, and check this: she gone stole my weed!
1st individual: Shitdawg!
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Get the shinday mug.On November 17th, is National Give a Shit Day, where you have to give a shit about things in your every day life.
by Jesterrran November 17, 2021
Get the Give a shit day mug.a rare disease that causes you to grow shit on your face every morning.
symptons can include : oil in bellybutton, a distinct stench, shit on your face, being over weight, everyone starting to say " dude i think u got shit on your face"
ways of curing shitdyslexia : shower everyday like everyone else in the world, stop annoying others, dont act your high from smoking baby tokes, dont be fat, stop touching people cause its jus rele gay
symptons can include : oil in bellybutton, a distinct stench, shit on your face, being over weight, everyone starting to say " dude i think u got shit on your face"
ways of curing shitdyslexia : shower everyday like everyone else in the world, stop annoying others, dont act your high from smoking baby tokes, dont be fat, stop touching people cause its jus rele gay
i think you got shitdyslexia cause i can smell it from here
dude yu shud shower cause yur shitdyslexia is showing
stefano stfu yu shitdislexic
dude yu shud shower cause yur shitdyslexia is showing
stefano stfu yu shitdislexic
by knarf gondor premulan June 7, 2009
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