King shit

To deficate in one's pillow case as a result of a previous altercation.

You've just been King shit'd

by Laddy!

by Mrjps June 29, 2018

king shit

Taking the Biggest Shit Ever

"Honey Get the Kids they gotta see this KING SHIT"
-Your Daddy

by King$hitTaker November 23, 2007

king shit

To give someone a hotcarl while recieving a blow job.

The neighbor girls stopped by last night and well one gave me a hummer and the other one wanted a hot carl so it was game on. I felt like king shit.

by smoothupinya November 18, 2006

King shit

Dewey............................. . . . . .of course its dewey cuz dewey is the coolest

you are such a king shit...
thank u king shit

by dewsta April 5, 2005

Shit like a king

When you excrete a higher than normal amount of feces due to eating rich and huge portions of food like that of a king could afford.

Me: Ohh, I ate 5 course meals in one sitting last night, I filled up my porcelain chair this morning!
Friend: Damn, you must've shit like a king!
Me: Yea now my toilet doesn't work.

by mitch_southpaw December 27, 2018

King Shit of Turd Mountain

Someone who believes that they are at the top of the pecking order, when in reality, they aren't, and the pecking order they think they're top of is also shit.

John thinks he's the best chessplayer in the club. Isn't he just King Shit of Turd Mountain.

by P.S. Taker July 24, 2011

King Shit of Fuck Mountain

An ironic, white collar phrase best used at the most inappropriate time possible to emphasize how effective you are at beating the corporate bureaucracy. Will simultaneously impress and threaten your fellow coworkers, be they management consultants, lawyers, or investment bankers.

Setting: Office war room on the eve of a major consulting client presentation.

White guy one: Does that discounted cash flow model have a macro coded for…

White guy two: Does it have a macro? Are you fucking kidding me?!? I am King Shit of Fuck Mountain. That Excel spreadsheet would suck my cock at the stroke of a key if I told it to. It’s got a macro for your mom for Christ sake!

by gelf February 20, 2009