shit dick 

verb, shit dicking, shit dicked

1. the act of defecating on an individual's penis during the course of anal penetration.

2. a turn of phrase used to attribute a more dominant role, rather than a submissive role, for the individual being penetrated during anal sex.

1. This drunk bitch got sick and shit dicked me while I was fucking her in the ass.

2. When I was in prison I shit dicked a whole bunch of skin-heads and gang members.

shit dick by bikeboy3d2 November 14, 2010

Shit Dick 

A terrifying disease deemed Scrotus Deficus by Dr. Shittius von Dickus, but more commonly known as Shit Dick. Shit Dick is a venereal disease caused by the parasitic viral strain 5H1T-A55 and is contractable only by men (and lady-boys), but is carryable by both genders. It is also transmittable across all mammalian species.

Shit Dick causes the following symptoms in order as the condition advances:
1.) Peculiar aroma from genitals
2.) Extreme fever
3.) Increased hair growth on taint
4.) Severe case of sweaty ass-rash
5.) Heightened libido
6.) Getting "backed up"
7.) Debilitating constipation
8.) Secretion of feces from urethra

Aw dang! I knew I shouldn't have banged that Taiwanese lady-boy hooker! Now I have a raging case of Shit Dick.

Shit Dick by Dr. Shittius Dickus January 9, 2017

Shit dick 

An uncircumcised dick that has not been properly cleaned and is now inflamed and in need of ointment.

Adam Sandler probably has shit dick.

Shit dick by Madam fragz February 25, 2018

Shit Dick 

When someone has a massive boner but it looks more like they shit their pants through their dick

Man, jacob has a massive shit dick
Sarah is so into shit dicks

Shit Dick by I wanna fuck your mom October 31, 2018

Shit Dick 

Some dumb asshole.

Hey shit dick, you finally graduate high school?

Shit Dick by faggooooot August 31, 2016

shit dick 

the act of deficating a large mass of fieces into a toilet thus the backsplash of sed poop gets on the deficators penis, resulting in having a lot of fecal matter on his penis.

man, I ate so much mexican food last night that i took a big shit and got such bad shit dick.

shit dick by shitdick!!!1 June 6, 2011

Shit Dick 

When a man suffers from a seriously bad smelling case of gas all day, causing his member to reek of fecal matter.

Joe Weiner was farting all day, he knew he wasnt getting any head with his nasty smelling Shit Dick.

Shit Dick by Slotheaus July 20, 2013