Shitmisting

when you mush up shit into water and put it in a plant sprayer thing and mist it all over door handles

yo dog, no money, no car, no alcohol, no women. Time to go shitmisting

by Geoff Agnew June 5, 2010

shemine

The beautiful name worn by a most special minecraft player. This name only deserves to be worn by the most palpable bae, whose earlier name was SticksAreOp.
This player is a boy, not a female mine.
He often changes outfits, anything from neon hair to matt clothing.
He has over a dozen girlfriends, and is most popular among many.

"SheMine hacks!" -Ikr
" SheMine is asking you to rek him."
"SheMine, how you such a bae? I'm jealous ;-;"
"SheMine, stop doing homework and come online!"

by WhyYouNoDie June 1, 2016

shitmitt

A fecalphobic response to the necessity of having to wipe one's own uptarded ass whereby said swine mummifies his/her hoof with a crapper clogging amount of old growth toilet paper in a daily All-American celebration of excess and waste.

That shitphobic corporate pig, Dick Cheney, nuked my crapper, then clogged it with his uptarded shitmitt.

by mrwhiipl February 11, 2004

don shemi

meaning shady, tight, stingy

person 1 - yo mate,give us a cigarette

person 2 - no there mine

person 1 - 'tut' don shemi

by amygivvely September 25, 2009

Shermire

A gay man that lives on the other side of you street. Whenever you want some dick go to him and he’ll fix you up right. Sherm is the type of fagot that you don’t want in your house; and his son runs around slashing people with his lightsaber.

Damn shermire really sucked me hard last night then is stupid ass son came in and slashed me this a lightsaber! But what a Sherm shit show!

by TrollSnitch July 9, 2018

Sherming out

When one of your friends is too scared to go along with the simplest of things because they believe that they're going to get caught or get in trouble. It is believed to have originated from the Roman times when a gladiator called Shermwood wanted to back out of a fight to the death so the upset masses, who wanted to see a bloodbath, started calling anything similar to that as 'Sherming out'.

Billy: Hey Charlie, wanna go do some weed?
Charlie: But what if my Mum catches us? She thinks I'm an epic dude.
Billy: Are you just sherming out again?
Charlie: *Cries and runs off*

by MoleyPete123 May 13, 2013

shitmidget

A person, usually male, who acts like a douchebag in a manner that comes, not from confidence, but obvious over-compensation for low self-esteem.

"Joe is telling everybody about his hot long-distance girlfriend from Canada again - what a shitmidget."

by Mister Satyr March 7, 2009