UMFS Sheppard

The product of a mexican breeding with a gremlin, that after years of whoring, saves up enough money to go to UMFS.

Man, I got herpes from this ugly bitch, the UMFS Sheppard

by angel cakes 99 November 23, 2019

john shepard

John Shepard is one badass mother fucker who won't back down to anyone!

"What can you tell me about the reapers?"-John Shepard.

by Borris the Toad October 6, 2013

German Shepard

The incorrect way of spelling German Shepherd.

People may pronounce it "German Shepard," but it's spelled German Shepherd!

by lecya October 25, 2007

Michael Sheppard

someone who owns all things aqua

The other day at the swim meet, a kid swam a 100 backstroke in 51 seconds! He was an absolute Michael Sheppard.

by pfchangs16 March 1, 2009

Sheppie

Slang for German Shepherd Dog

That sheppie is a fine example of the breed.

by JettZ33 March 8, 2011

Shelapse

Getting back together with an ex girlfriend who you know isn't good for you

Chris: Hey Tony did you hear about mike and christina?
Tony: Yeah man he totally shelapsed!

by Superduster November 15, 2011

Commander Shepard

An extremely sexy individual who has seen more pussy than Pornhub

Commander Shepard: We'll bang okay?

by FuckHErRightInThePussy September 9, 2014