"My parents forgot how to use proper grammar along with other dumbasses of their generation so now we hand carve Mickey Mouse figurines out of our bedroom and answer help calls from Shenzhen for Xing Chai Wireless from our kitchen."
by Luciano January 15, 2004
Get the Shenzhen mug.Shitty chinese engineering. Use it when talking about those badly made fake electronics made in China.
Named after a city in China, called Shenzhen, known for producing electronics (both good and bad).
Named after a city in China, called Shenzhen, known for producing electronics (both good and bad).
by NitroX72 June 26, 2010
Get the shenzheneering mug.When you order electronics of some description from China but receive a vastly different looking device which nonetheless appears to be the exact same item. Often these are gray-market, recycled, or disguised genuine items. They may also be functional counterfeits sold under another name locally but under their original name to foreigners.
My new charger says it was made by Aggle in Californib. Might have been the old Shenzhen Switcheroo.
by wumpology February 13, 2024
Get the Shenzhen Switcheroo mug.I’ve looked under the table, behind the couch, and I’ve made my friends empty their pockets but I still can’t find my Shenzhen wet nurse
by ARdBC January 10, 2026
Get the Shenzhen wet nurse mug.nueva humanities teacher. is as old as donald trump and might have dementia but still hasn't retired unfortunately. besides rambling on and on, and will occasionally walk around the classroom shushing when no one is even talking. we think this might be because she is trying to say her name in japanese: shynshia.
her hobbies include butchering japanese, seeing her students suffer during starpap, and saying things only people born before the 50s say. but she HATES (or is at least bad at) using technology
her hobbies include butchering japanese, seeing her students suffer during starpap, and saying things only people born before the 50s say. but she HATES (or is at least bad at) using technology
student 1: i just had humanities with shynshia shenshei...
student 2: uh oh...
student 1: yeah she had screen mirroring on when she didn't think she did and the whole class got to see her camera roll.
student 2: oh...
student 2: uh oh...
student 1: yeah she had screen mirroring on when she didn't think she did and the whole class got to see her camera roll.
student 2: oh...
by nuevakid2 May 3, 2024
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For 4g users: The school is just as good as its toilets, or its filled up swimming pool:)
*HAZARD ALERT*
THIS SCHOOL CONTAINS SOME DEGREE OF:
-Slavery (forced labor for a week every year and so on).
-Idiots who know nothing other than, and somehow proud of the international bullshit they were told to produce.
-Unpaid labor for writing *rainbow farting* articles contributing to United Nations.
-Time consumption (famous example: m*p/*p hour)
-Famine due to toxic food.
-Weapons: "Good" values that are vague to the extent that they can be used to defend *almost anything*.
*BEWARE!*
For 4g users: The school is just as good as its toilets, or its filled up swimming pool:)
*HAZARD ALERT*
THIS SCHOOL CONTAINS SOME DEGREE OF:
-Slavery (forced labor for a week every year and so on).
-Idiots who know nothing other than, and somehow proud of the international bullshit they were told to produce.
-Unpaid labor for writing *rainbow farting* articles contributing to United Nations.
-Time consumption (famous example: m*p/*p hour)
-Famine due to toxic food.
-Weapons: "Good" values that are vague to the extent that they can be used to defend *almost anything*.
*BEWARE!*
Your friends:
"You go to isns? Isn't it that terrori-"
"Oh nvm, just a letter apart confused me for a sec, sry."
You:
"YYYYYEEEEEESSSSSS RRRUUUUNNNNN!!!!!!!"
~International school of Nanshan Shenzhen~
"You go to isns? Isn't it that terrori-"
"Oh nvm, just a letter apart confused me for a sec, sry."
You:
"YYYYYEEEEEESSSSSS RRRUUUUNNNNN!!!!!!!"
~International school of Nanshan Shenzhen~
by wodnflakn0wipqrcmxo September 10, 2021
Get the International School of Nanshan Shenzhen mug.Also known as ISNS if I didn't mistake any letter. An "international" school where the international vibe is theoretical at best, given the startling absence of actual foreign students. This place is legendary for its makeshift swimming facilities, crafted from a once-leaky ceiling that blessed the gym floor with a pool, hastily covered by a plank of wood thin enough to make a whole PE class contemplate their odds of survival against an unexpected swim lesson. Meanwhile, the math department runs a dictatorship, concocting a curriculum so advanced it might as well be quantum mechanics, ensuring that no outside tutor dares breach its complexity. On a less academic note, the school’s generous hand in distributing astronomically high IB predicted scores could make even the most mediocre student appear like Einstein’s heir—until reality check time hits and universities wish they had a "Reject" button as big as the school's audacity.
Alex: "I heard Jamie got like a 44 on her IB predicted score. How's she handling the real results?"
Casey: "Turns out it was a classic ISNS(International School of Nanshan Shenzhen) boost—she actually scored a 34. Now she’s rethinking her life choices and her school's credibility."
Casey: "Turns out it was a classic ISNS(International School of Nanshan Shenzhen) boost—she actually scored a 34. Now she’s rethinking her life choices and her school's credibility."
by ah isns July 1, 2024
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