Shlump

To fall asleep while in the process of doing something.

Damn this nigga really shlumped while moderating an online porn site.

by realglizzygobler November 7, 2020

shlump

when you are super tired so you are about to go to bed

i am about to shlump out

by liltwapstealinyobitch January 13, 2018

Shlumped

When someone falls asleep or passes out during a social event or in a public area.

"Have you seen James recently?" "Ya, he's shlumped on the couch over there."

by Devenk80 November 3, 2019

shidump

A cross between the process of having to shit, and the unexpected result from defecating.

Sal had to evacuate his feces, and wound up taking a shidump, which resulted in an extensive, overdrawn session of lurid defecation, thus alleviating his ardent anus.

"Ah man, don't go into the restroom, I just took one big shidump!"

"That shidump made all the difference! I feel lighter now."

"Alright let's eat, but first let me take that shidump I've been waiting for."

by SonicJives May 25, 2009

shlumpkin

Getting head, taking a shit, and smoking a blunt, while eating a sandwich.

I wish my girlfriend would give me a shlumpkin.

by Fuckey McNelligan October 5, 2010

Shlump bucket

A cosmetically impaired vehicle with over 200,000 miles that barely runs and has subwoofers with enough bass to rattle off the pictures of houses it passes by.

Lets go set off some car alarms at the mall with my shlump bucket.

by uoy era ohw November 29, 2009

shump

Unknown; something Dr. Peter Shumpmaker's ancestors no doubt built.

"...The guy is Dr. Peter Shumpmaker. Lord knows what a 'shump' is but you can bet your bippy his ancestors made them." -Shoreleave

by Koros December 15, 2009