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Thou Shalt Not Deuteronomy

Ok, so Deuteronomy 1 states "Thou Shalt Not Deuteronomy or I Will Deuter On You Too." If you want to know what happens after that, it says "See Deuteronomy 2". Then it says to proceed on to Deuteronomy 3, 4 & 5 if they want to keep throwing it back and forth with you. Once you reach Deuteronomy 6, just keep on slingin' it until you're out of stock. I can live with that!
"Thou Shalt Not Deuteronomy As I Would Deuter On To You!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 22, 2023
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Coolest and most intimidating boss catchphrase ever to exist. A reference to the video game Street Fighter 3: Third Strike, in which upon reaching the boss stage, the boss character, Gill gives you a warm welcome with this phrase.
The Mark of My Dignity Shall Scar Thy DNA - Gill, Street Fighter 3: Third Strike
by UrbanDUser06 December 20, 2018
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Shall not be deprived of life, liberty, or property

Wow I'm definitely being deprived of my property, aren't I? And if it's punitive if violates my right to habeas corpus face my accuser and fair trial.
Hym "There are a bunch of thing like that in the constitution that apply to my thing. Like 'nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation' or 'Shall not be deprived of life, liberty, or property.' My sights are clearly being violated here and the YouTube filth is allowing so they can extort something from me so... Defend my rights or I'll murder a kid. The longer it takes for me to get what belongs to me the less it's going to do to placate me. Do it now. Do it immediately. For your own safety."
by Hym Iam July 7, 2024
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If thy dare to, thy shall bare too

If you can't bare the possible outcomes of your choices then don't dare in the first place.
When "jiteshr (a random stranger on chess.com) lost in chess to me, despite having an advantageous position and me giving him the opportunity to draw he still decided to continue playing and he had a lead of 21 points and 7 minutes and I had 2 minutes but he still lost in the end to time. Then I said to him, "If thy dare to, thy shall bare too."
by Sugei July 15, 2023
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Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?

your hot.
Boy: Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Girl: What?
Boy: Your hot.
Girl: Oh ok.
by vllyhottie94 May 15, 2009
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Disco Shale

I'm gonna be coked to the gills on New Year's Eve! We're getting some mad Disco Shale!
by Bentech December 26, 2004
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Dirty Shani

A sexy beast in the bedroom, will keep you on your toes and make you beg for more. Bow down and submit. Flirty and oh so dirty.
Be careful she’ll dirty shani you , and you’ll never escape.
by Amanda Fitzgerald May 5, 2020
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