Sexiest Man To Walk The Earth

Harry Motherfucking Styles

friend 1: “oh dude have you seen The Sexiest Man To Walk The Earth ?”

friend 2: “You mean Harry Motherfucking Styles?”

friend 1: “yeah”

by harrystyleslover678 January 25, 2020

Sexile

Noun- Like “exile” but in the context of being exiled from your room by your roommate(s) so that they can have sex.

Can also be used as a verb. Happens frequently in college dorms

Yeah I’ve been sexiled again, Jared’s been getting so much pipe, kinda sucks to not be in my own room, but you gotta help a brother out.

Hey roomie, hate to sexile you again but Adam is really hot, and he has game

Hey Jenna, you’ve been sexiling me a lot recently, and I just wanted to ask if you and Theresa could do it at her place sometimes...

Aye bro, you’re in sexile too? Dang, should we just fuck as well then?

by Gottaketchemall March 12, 2019

Sexiled

To be exiled from your appartment or room because your roomate is having sex with someone.

Hey, can i sleep at your place tonight, I've been sexiled from my place.

by CoreyBois May 2, 2006

sexiled

when you cannot go in your room because your room mate is having sex

man, i'm sexiled for the whole night, can i crash at your place!

by nastygurl March 9, 2004

sexierest

The most sexy one can be at anytime.

Chris is the sexierest man on the planet.

by bingo_was_his_namo July 20, 2009

sexternal hard drive

An external hard drive that is used solely for porn.

Johnny: Hey man, my computer crashed and I lost all my porn. Do you have any that I can borrow?

Cash: Yeah buddy, I'll hook you up with my sexternal hard drive. It's got about 60 hours of goods on it.

by Champcar November 27, 2011

Sexipede

During an orgy, the sexipede is the phase in which each person is connected in any way to another, forming a centipede with sexual connections.

Guy 1: "Hey dude, last night I got to be part of an orgy... It was unbelievable! We were all connected one another!!"

Guy 2: "What!?! You were in a sexipede!?! That's sick!"

by Jucy34 February 20, 2013