sexboom  

To orgasm, cum, etc...

To cum over

"I sexboomed right over her face"

"I sexboomed your mum"

"I'm gonna sexboom"

"Don't sexboom in my ______"

sexboom by Josh Bird January 12, 2009

Sexfoot 

The onset of sudden pain or cramps in ones extremeties, usually the arche/sole of the foot, as a result of lack of bloodflow to the area during coitus.

john: AAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!! christ get off me!!!
Jenny: What? Why?
John: cuz i got sexfoot and it pains me like a muthabitch!
Jenny: oh...pity.

Sexfoot by Billy Baggins March 31, 2007

Walking SexGod 

A phrase said to a person who is extremely ugly and claims that they can get laid often. Mostly said sarcasticly towards someone. First said on the Jeremy Kyle show by Jeremy Kyle himself.

Harry: How the hell do you get laid?

Jack: Yeah, how do you get laid, with that face?

Dave: I just do, the muppet women come to me to get laid.

Harry: Here that Jack? This Walking SexGod claims he gets laid with that face of his...

Walking SexGod by Funnywords&Phrases November 5, 2010

sexbook 

A super cool laptop. A laptop that has maxed out components, usually a small laptop. Used in uber cool settings.
Cody's sexbook.

Dude, do you see Cody's laptop.
That thing is to cool to be a laptop.
I know it's a sexbook.

sexbook by Doctor Cody January 18, 2008

sexgod 

A really really sexy and hot guy who is so hot you don't even know why he is that hot.

marc-andre fleury, evgeni malkin, luke schenn are all sexgods.

sexgod by mrs. schenn June 2, 2009

Sexgott

Tom Kaulitz, member of the German band Tokio Hotel. One half of the hottest set of Identical twins alive.

TH fan #1: "OMG Look at Tom he must be a complete SEXGOTT in the bedroom!"

TH fan #2: "Fo Sho!"

Sexgott by KahSaundruh February 13, 2009

sexgod 

A man with a serious poof who makes a woman tremble with his sexual prowess, insists on using the pull-out method for contraception, ejaculates on the woman's chest (and possibly face, if accidental), wipes semen off of the woman, then leaves tissues on the floor for the woman to throw away the following day.

Although it would take you 2 nanoseconds to throw that tissue in the trash, don't worry about it, b/c you are a sexgod.

sexgod by peppermint soap October 19, 2006