Settlemoir

The dopest last name on earth. If you have this last name, you have a massive cock. Your cock is so big that you can’t even handle it.

Wow his last name must be Settlemoir!

by gg200119 March 2, 2021

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Squatter Settlement

When you win an argument on a toilet.

"Yeah, I had a squatter settlement with Jake about who gets to keep the rest of the whipped cream."

by LCPlayz June 3, 2017

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verb
: Providing repetitive help to a struggling person or group of people with something for which they should be able to help themselves

derivation: in reference to the incessant and annoying requests for help defending weak settlements made by Preston Garvey in the video game Fallout 4

I gotta go, another settlement in HR needs my help resetting their password. I guess “8 characters, including at least one number” is pretty hard to decipher. You know, I work in IT, so helping a settlement is what I live for.

by WurdFerguson November 16, 2018

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Lonely Settlement

When someone is so lonely that they will be attracted to whoever pays them any sexual attention.

What the hell? Why is Laura going out with Jack? He's kind of a loser.
No guys ever talk to her. It's just your average case of lonely settlement.

by Sleet October 12, 2009

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White Settlement

Dried up love juice (a.k.a semen)

Friend 1: "Where yo and yo girl in my bed?!"
Friend 2: "Yeah, why?"
Friend 1: "YO COULD HAVE CHANGE THE SHEETS!! THIS MORNING I ROLLED OVER IN YO WHITE SETTLEMENT"

by Joe Rosiak June 9, 2005

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