spuming

the opposite of felching. requires a spuming pipe.

jake spumed dave for all he was worth

by McBinglebum March 19, 2005

sextumping

The act of sexting while making a bowel movement.

"Dang girl, you look so fly...wait...are you sextumping me right now? Oooh, you dirty!"

by nick123456 October 13, 2011

Septurning

A person who is more than stupid and fat
and Septurnal.

This is the Septurn Septurning into some
bollocks!

by LucaXtagVtag November 14, 2020

sextiming

A cross between online sex and FaceTiming. Phone to phone camming popularised by www.saucytime.com if you need a Sextiming partner.

Before I go out tonight I'm going to nip to the bathroom and book a quick sextiming call to take the edge off!

by Chris Jethro February 20, 2023