Richard: What is wrong with Jack?
Enzio: He went camping this weekend and did not have an internet connection and is suffering from Facebook separation anxiety disorder
Enzio: He went camping this weekend and did not have an internet connection and is suffering from Facebook separation anxiety disorder
by Zrock76 June 21, 2011
The realization that usually occurs around thirty-five, and most typically in men who have been circumsized (it's generally unheard of in women), that your foreskin is gone, it isn't coming back, and that you miss it. Complete mental breakdowns have been attributed to this disorder (which is found in the DSM-IV-R).
Biff: Doctor Rob, what am I gonna do? I miss it so much...It's just too hard to go on without it. Is there any way to help me? Can we maybe find it on the internet?
Doctor Rob: Somehow, Biff, i doubt your foreskin is living a successful and happy life in the suburbs of Cleveland. I'm sure it more likely found its way to the hospital incinerator shortly after you were born. You've got delayed foreskin separation anxiety disorder, and I'm prescribing Paxil and Diazapam. They should help you out.
Doctor Rob: Somehow, Biff, i doubt your foreskin is living a successful and happy life in the suburbs of Cleveland. I'm sure it more likely found its way to the hospital incinerator shortly after you were born. You've got delayed foreskin separation anxiety disorder, and I'm prescribing Paxil and Diazapam. They should help you out.
by Blenderhead91 April 27, 2010
1) The frictions caused by social obligations and gender roles conflicting with our natural or primal instincts that can increase or decrease relevant to the amount of adrenaline our bodies produce in response to the trauma of being forced to live this life not according to the natural order of things as they were intended.
2) At the root of mental illness.
2) At the root of mental illness.
"Here. Take a pill." Was the response from the psychiatrist when I shared the story of my last LSD experience when I heard a chorus of angels say, "Primal Separation Anxiety Disorder. Live in the woods a while and put your mind back to order."
by growmoreweed January 11, 2016
by PrettyMuchBob December 24, 2020
it doesn’t matter if you are a female or male, everyone can experience this. If you have this you might struggle to say goodbye after spending the entire day with your partner. You might beg for them to stay longer, cry to convince them to. Another example is phone calls, you might struggle to hang up. This might cause sleep disturbances, some people have said to have not been able to sleep peacefully unless their partner is near. separation anxiety from your partner can also be seen in people who need to sleep very close to their partner after sex. some people hold hands and cry when they let go. this is in fact a very serious form of anxiety but is quite alright as long as the relationship is healthy and both people are happy.
“ bro hang up already you’ve been on the phone with her for hours “
“ i cant , Alexis has separation anxiety in relationships she needs me. “
“ baby please lay here with me? you know i have separation anxiety i dont want to be alone. “
“ i cant , Alexis has separation anxiety in relationships she needs me. “
“ baby please lay here with me? you know i have separation anxiety i dont want to be alone. “
by thatkrakwore April 5, 2020
The anxious feeling you get when you should be working and online but are in fact not actively working, namely that someone might be trying to reach you via Slack and you will be unable to respond to them or provide what they need in that moment. Which, of course, will immediately get you fired.
Common symptoms: Ghost phone vibration, thinking you heard a slack ping, etc
Common symptoms: Ghost phone vibration, thinking you heard a slack ping, etc
by Corporate Millennial June 15, 2023
by schmeggy September 14, 2020