The winner of the 1973 Triple Crown (The winning of the Kentucky Derby, the Preakness Stakes, and the Belmont Stakes), considered to be one of the greatest racehorses of all time due to his many unbreakable records including the fastest time at the Kentucky Derby and his 31 length win at the Belmont. Also used in reference to a very fast runner who no one can keep with.
by Converto March 6, 2012
Get the Secretariat mug.The goddamn greatest racehorse of all time. Winner of the Triple Crown (Preakness, Bellmont, and the Kentucky Derby) in 1973, his performance at the Bellmont Stakes is considered his crowning achievement. He ran the Stakes in a still-standing world record time of 2:24 (setting the world record by 2 2/5 seconds, or 10 lengths) and beating his nearest competitor by an astonishing 31 lengths. This discrepancy was so large that the widest-angle lenses could hardly capture both Secretariat and his competitors.
Named by Time Magazine as the #35 greatest athlete of all time (highest non-human).
Also the subject of an upcoming movie (2010).
Named by Time Magazine as the #35 greatest athlete of all time (highest non-human).
Also the subject of an upcoming movie (2010).
Man, you don't know jack. Secretariat is, and will always be, the greatest horse of all time. His records will probably never be beaten--the nearest competitor is still 2 whole seconds off!
by betelguese05 June 29, 2010
Get the Secretariat mug.-n-Someone who likes to take it up the ass. the conterpart to an assjockey; derived from ass and secretariate. usually a gay man.
"Dude that chick is such an ass-secretariate, i went assjockey on her all night long."
"dude, that chick is a dude and yeah we have known he was an ass-secretariate ever since he said he like the way Jeremy's ass curled funny when he walked."
"dude, that chick is a dude and yeah we have known he was an ass-secretariate ever since he said he like the way Jeremy's ass curled funny when he walked."
by Michael Dauber November 25, 2007
Get the ass-secretariate mug.Pervert 1: I secretarianise'd my blow up doll the other day
Pervert 2: Zz0mG! Did you get it on camera?!
Normal Guy: Please go and die...
Pervert 2: Zz0mG! Did you get it on camera?!
Normal Guy: Please go and die...
by Raphael Burrows December 27, 2006
Get the Secretarianise mug.-Man, did you see the new Secretariat statue in Ashland by RMC?
-Yeah. Wow. That has to be the butt ugliest statue of all time. It’s disproportionate, obscenely large, and it’s oriented in such a manner that every passerby has to look up its ass. What a tremendous waste of money.
-Yeah. Wow. That has to be the butt ugliest statue of all time. It’s disproportionate, obscenely large, and it’s oriented in such a manner that every passerby has to look up its ass. What a tremendous waste of money.
by Horse’s Ass 1 May 28, 2024
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