Sebastion

An Asian looking male that says he’s Hawaiian but nobody believes him

Girl 1: So is Sebastion Asian? I’ve been wondering

Girl 2: I think so, he says Hawaiian but nobody believes him
Girl 1: Yea I don’t believe him either
Girl 2: He probably has a small peen lmao

by Tripzable September 14, 2019

Sebastion

a fat fish of a person that will cheat on his beautiful girlfriend just for a fake girl with anger issues that will screw him to fill the hole of his depression, and it doesn’t work. he throws all of his friends away and in the end he has no girl but just hoes that are stupid and don’t know that they are trying to mess with an idiot. he also goes to the most bogator school ever

omg it’s sebastion the dick fish

by yo fav smartie April 2, 2020

Sebastion

A mighty valorous knight who bravely defends da castle from da parapets atop da walls.

King Arthur reportedly had so many chivalrous warriors at his famous round table dat we do not know for sure who all sat there; let's hope dat da noble Sebastion had da honor of being among them.

by QuacksO July 7, 2024

Sebastion

Has a big cock and is very good at basketball

"Sebastion has a big cock"

by Mitty123531 May 12, 2022

Sebastion Stapleton

A goofy anoying person who manages to always dodge any question that he is asked. somehow suprisingly atractive

bob: hey
Joe: stfue sebastion stapleton

by asapeawww November 13, 2023

Dirty Sebastion Espinas

When a big Spanish child who is a Jew loses a game of warzone and starts fingering his dog who is German. He licks the curry of indian tips and does the salsa dance on men's penises at the gay strip club.

I just lost a warzone game and am about to do do a dirty sebastion espinas.

by Felix's Cat November 13, 2022

Sebast

hes so butiful and you just want to subscribe to him on yt Girls think he's cute because he is lol and also bob.bob below me tells lies

I wish I could Subscribe more times to Sebast...
Sebast is just an Amogus pro...
Sebast has so great hair which definitly not is overgrown for a few weeks now...
Sebast is just so subscribeworthy...
Everybody loves Sebast omegalul just subscribe

by Seb4st December 13, 2021